Sturette Syndrome is a neurological disorder that causes the carrier to intermittently burst out into any song that contains the word "you" and replace it with the word "Stu".The symptoms of Sturette victims can last up to days, weeks but in most cases life. Whilst not a debilitating disease to the carrier, it can however cause mental anguish (sometimes insanity) to any "Stu" in the nearby vicinity as their name is sung over and over in a variety of songs.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods