spoon poon 

Having sex with a female who had only planned on spooning with you.

Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.

"I started off passing out next to Ashley, yada, yada, I got me some spoon poon."

spoon poon by Jazzual August 27, 2011

spoon before poon

the act of cuddling another before completing the performance of a lifetime

Greg: dude, did you shag her last night?
George: naa we did the good old spoon before poon
Greg: classic

spoon before poon by Mr BigG April 30, 2015

poon spoon 

spoon shaped tongue used expressly for the sole puropose of poon consumption

Frankie curled his tounge in preparation for his snacking adventures with his poon spoon.

poon spoon by aankie April 22, 2007

Wet Poon Spoon 

Wet Poon Spoon is when someone spoons there tongue and sticks it in a willing poon hole.

"Hey baby, do you want me to wet poon spoon your snatch?"

Wet Poon Spoon by John Woo Tang April 13, 2007

poon spoon 

The penis of a man with successful female relations.

I slammed my poon spoon in the door!

poon spoon by TheRealMoose November 11, 2008

Poon Spoon 

your cock

I was hanging out with Kim last night, she finally let me dip the Poon Spoon in!

Poon Spoon by Boo Koo Dinero June 2, 2018

Spoon or Poon? 

A question to be asked by friends / family or flatmates in order to ascertain what activities the person in question may have engaged in during a 'sleepover'

(Where the person in question simply spooned their sleepover buddy)
"So friend, spoon or poon?"

"A simple spoon mate"

(Where the person in question 'pooned' i.e shagged their sleepover buddy)

"So friend, spoon or poon?"

"Definitely a poon dude, took a trip to pound town"

Spoon or Poon? by Sam-Aritan March 14, 2010