spoon man 

An almighty being full of power and beauty. The spoon man is perfect in every way possible and deserves all the love and respect in the world. We worship spoon man and spoon man alone.

Spoon man: I am the almighty spoon man
filthy heathen: ah yes spoon man bless us with your wisdom and power

spoon man by breadturtle September 10, 2019

Angry Spoon Man 

One of the hottest fictional characters to ever exist. aka George of Nottingham from Robin hood:Prince of thieves who is played by Alan Rickman a very smexy actor

Person 1: Omg who's that
Person 2: Oh that's Angry spoon man he's very smexy isn't he
Person 1: Very

Angry Spoon Man by feralofnottingham August 8, 2021

1 Man 2 Spoon 

A very disturbing video of a man taking his eye out of his sockets with a spoon.
The man puts the spoon into his eye socket and takes it out.

dude1: Did you heard of 1 Man 2 Spoon
dude2: No
dude1: Search it up
dude2: HOLY CRAP

1 Man 2 Spoon by 8408 :D June 19, 2021

1 man 2 spoons

The most disgusting video i've ever seen.
it's basically a man popping both of his eyeballs with two spoons *one spoon for one eye*
just don't search it, you're going to be critically concerned.

the video was enough for me to want to die.

hey man, have you seen adam?
ah yes, he commited suicide.
why?
he watched 1 man 2 spoons

1 man 2 spoons by TheAnonymousWaffle April 3, 2020

spoo manchu 

When a male ejaculates on a partners face, creating a fu-manchu style mustache, with the semen hanging down past the corners of the mouth

Last night, I gave that girl a spoo manchu

spoo manchu by jayzone June 28, 2009

Spoonman 

Spoonman can feel the rhythm with his hands. At the same time he will steal the rhythm while he can

Spoonman

He speaks the rhythm on his own. (he speaks the rhythm all alone)

Spoonman

He has only Indian friends. They are brown and red.

Spoonman

at the same time, all his friends are skeletons and they beat the rhythm with their bones

Spoonman

Spoonman, come together with your hands

save me, I'm together with your plan

Spoonman by Shadow Fire October 13, 2008

Spoonman 

1. A hit song written by the band Soundgarden on their 1994 album, Superunknown. The song was, some say, the band's big break into becoming fully mainstream. It was originally intended to be used on the soundtrack for the Cameron Crowe movie "Singles". The song's inspiration is...

2. Artis The Spoonman, a street performer from California and later Seattle, who plays music using sets of spoons. He has played with various other big names in music, such as Frank Zappa, was featured in the video for Soundgarden's "Spoonman" and has been called "Seattle's best kept secret" by Steven Tyler

"Spoonman is such a fuckin' awesome song"
"Hell yeah, I love that riff!"

"I saw the Spoonman last night, it was a really interesting performance."

Spoonman by Archit May 22, 2006