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jizz spokesman
An extremely perverted 13 yr old australian boy that is always telling other people and other girls around his age on text that he watches hentai every night, how much he jizzes every time he faps, the size of his dick, the filename of the porn folders he has on his phone, the specific content in the folders, the type of porn he watches, and the last time he fapped.
Hey, that damn jizz spokesman chase keeps telling this girl sarah that he measured his dick the other day and said it was 4 inches and even posted it on youtube, and last night he told my fucking girlfriend about a folder on his phone called that has animal crossing isabelle porn in it.
jizz spokesman by EenBeen June 11, 2020
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spodeman
1)A dude who consantly talks about or refers to sexual acts or encounters. 2)A dude who thinks he is unmatched in his sexual prowess. 3) A dude who thinks any woman is fair game sexually.
Ted: Did you meet Stephan at the party last night?
James: Yeah man, that dude is something else. All he talked about was how he'd like to suck on this girls tits or screw that one in the ass. He propostioned nearly every chick at the party and even copped a few feels.
Ted: That's Stephan. He's a real spodeman.
James: Yeah man, that dude is something else. All he talked about was how he'd like to suck on this girls tits or screw that one in the ass. He propostioned nearly every chick at the party and even copped a few feels.
Ted: That's Stephan. He's a real spodeman.
Sportsman's Willy
The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.
“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”
"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”
"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”
Sportsman's Willy by Beztheowl July 29, 2009
sportsman's double
sportsman's double by Richard Rickleson May 31, 2007
sportsmans double
The MILF from work invited me over Friday night. We were having some drinks and then, her even hotter 20 year old daughter came home and joined us! I did a sportsmans double with both of them!!!
sportsmans double by Krakoon June 9, 2007
Sportsman's slap
A man-to-man slap on the butt to signal congratulations or comradeship.
Origin: It is traditional in team sports, esp. all types of football, to slap the butt of one who scores a goal or point. Now often also common in athletics and golf.
Increasing becoming popular in business after a contract has been signed, or as way of congratulating a salesman or lawyer who has pulled off a good deal or got a good decision on a case.
Origin: It is traditional in team sports, esp. all types of football, to slap the butt of one who scores a goal or point. Now often also common in athletics and golf.
Increasing becoming popular in business after a contract has been signed, or as way of congratulating a salesman or lawyer who has pulled off a good deal or got a good decision on a case.
1. When Johnny won the swimming race Coach gave him such a firm sportsman's slap his wet speedos slipped right off his ass.
2. "Mary, I won the Brinkman case! The boss gave me a real nice sportsman's slap right on the seat of my Armani suit."
2. "Mary, I won the Brinkman case! The boss gave me a real nice sportsman's slap right on the seat of my Armani suit."
Sportsman's slap by superjock September 30, 2007
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.