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a name given to someone before their christian name to describe a person that goes house to house in kirriemuir asking for crack smokers used spontex
spontex andy went to chris and claire’s crack den in kirriemuir asking ‘do you have any spontex’ where they replied ‘we’ve already smoked it spontex andy, fuck off’
spontex by spontexj March 9, 2021
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sponterifous 

Isn't this place spontiferous???
It sure is...
sponterifous by Douchebag March 8, 2004

Spontenudity 

The sudden impulse to become nude; the urge to become either partially or completey naked
I mooned my entire class! It was a great moment of spontenudity!

Spontsex 

Kitten loves spontsex. It doesn’t matter where she is. When the mood strikes, WATCHOUT!
Spontsex by Shylock1981 May 2, 2010
Elastic fitness apparel worn by women in bumpkin America (rural Texas, for example) who obviously are far too flabby to require athletic wear, for any actual physical activity on a regular basis would preclude their excessive girth.

Often accompanied with muffintop and cameltoe.
Whoa, that heavy on Springer is sportin' some serious spantex.
spantex by Kevin Zolitor January 12, 2009

Spantexting 

The exchange of brief written messages in spanish thru electronic communication between individuals or a groups of normally non spanish speaking individuals.
Quit spantexting me, you idiot, send the message in english or don't send it.
Spantexting by sameoldtrouble June 3, 2010

spontenasity 

some one who is really spontanious. is always doing something on the spur of the moment.
gregg is filled with spontenasity
spontenasity by Emily June 14, 2004
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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