spontex 

a name given to someone before their christian name to describe a person that goes house to house in kirriemuir asking for crack smokers used spontex

spontex andy went to chris and claire’s crack den in kirriemuir asking ‘do you have any spontex’ where they replied ‘we’ve already smoked it spontex andy, fuck off’

spontex by spontexj March 9, 2021

sponterifous 

SPONtaneous tERrIFic fabulOUS...haha...

Isn't this place spontiferous???
It sure is...

sponterifous by Douchebag March 8, 2004

Spontenudity 

The sudden impulse to become nude; the urge to become either partially or completey naked

I mooned my entire class! It was a great moment of spontenudity!

Spontenudity by Optimist Prime June 3, 2007

Spontsex 

Sexual intercourse that occurs spontaneously.

Kitten loves spontsex. It doesn’t matter where she is. When the mood strikes, WATCHOUT!

Spontsex by Shylock1981 May 2, 2010

spantex 

Elastic fitness apparel worn by women in bumpkin America (rural Texas, for example) who obviously are far too flabby to require athletic wear, for any actual physical activity on a regular basis would preclude their excessive girth.

Often accompanied with muffintop and cameltoe.

Whoa, that heavy on Springer is sportin' some serious spantex.

spantex by Kevin Zolitor January 12, 2009

Spantexting 

The exchange of brief written messages in spanish thru electronic communication between individuals or a groups of normally non spanish speaking individuals.

Quit spantexting me, you idiot, send the message in english or don't send it.

Spantexting by sameoldtrouble June 3, 2010

spontenasity 

some one who is really spontanious. is always doing something on the spur of the moment.

gregg is filled with spontenasity

spontenasity by Emily June 14, 2004