spantex

Elastic fitness apparel worn by women in bumpkin America (rural Texas, for example) who obviously are far too flabby to require athletic wear, for any actual physical activity on a regular basis would preclude their excessive girth.

Often accompanied with muffintop and cameltoe.

Whoa, that heavy on Springer is sportin' some serious spantex.

by Kevin Zolitor January 12, 2009

spandexual

Adj. -meaning to look sexy in spandex.

That woman jogging was extremely spandexual

by D1eseldawg1 January 23, 2016

tight like spandex

1.)Off-the-chain, rad, plush, legit, amazing, cool, et cetera.
2.) Really close friends

1.) Dude, look at that sweet ride, its tight like spandex
2.) Me and Katie are tight like spandex

by veronicalovin August 29, 2009

Spandex Serious

A bicyclist who is extremely enthusiastic about the sport, purchasing all of the necessary clothing and gear, which includes spandex shorts and bike jerseys.

Those guys in the Tour De France are totally spandex serious.

by kidmelony August 16, 2012

Spandex

A type skintight elastic shorts usually worn by sports people, often seen on girls playing volleyball.

She worn very tight spandex shorts for volleyball practice.

by Nym September 21, 2005

Spandexy

When someone looks sexy in spandex .

She's looking real spandexy today!

by Hershey95 December 15, 2009

spandex

Spandex is a privelege, not a right. Just because you own it, doesn't mean you can wear it.

The fat woman wore her spandex from high school. Children cried when they saw her.

by Biron3000 February 6, 2008