spantex

Elastic fitness apparel worn by women in bumpkin America (rural Texas, for example) who obviously are far too flabby to require athletic wear, for any actual physical activity on a regular basis would preclude their excessive girth.

Often accompanied with muffintop and cameltoe.

Whoa, that heavy on Springer is sportin' some serious spantex.

by Kevin Zolitor February 16, 2008