Spontsex

Sexual intercourse that occurs spontaneously.

Kitten loves spontsex. It doesn’t matter where she is. When the mood strikes, WATCHOUT!

by Shylock1981 May 2, 2010

spontex

a name given to someone before their christian name to describe a person that goes house to house in kirriemuir asking for crack smokers used spontex

spontex andy went to chris and claire’s crack den in kirriemuir asking ‘do you have any spontex’ where they replied ‘we’ve already smoked it spontex andy, fuck off’

by spontexj March 9, 2021

Spotsexual

someone who gets turned on by beautiful skate spots

When I went skateboarding in San Fran I was very aroused because I am spotsexual

by betamalehawk July 12, 2023

Sportsexual

Some jock who Whats to fuck there hobby

John: hey guys I have something to say…
Blue:what is it?
John: I’m coming out
Blue:oh cool! Don’t worry I will except you no matter what :)
John: as sportsexual!
*gunshots*

by Cheeseflavouredsnail December 28, 2021

Sportsexual

Someone who is frequently aroused by sports. This sexual obsession is frequently seen in people who fill loneliness with sports.

Will’s friends noticed he had become a sportsexual after he texted them about having an erection from a game for the tenth time that week.

by TheTeam315 September 23, 2023