spokt 

when you are lazily sneaking upon someone and you are noticed, then the target is aware of your presence

oh shit ted, now that you got spokt she wont say anything about what she did last night to her friends

spokt by Ted Bessel April 11, 2008

Spokompton 

Spokompton, AKA Spokane is a stagnant rotting settlement in eastern Washington State near the Idaho border not totally but largely populated by losers of various sorts. Any talented local youth wastes no time escaping Spokompton shortly after high school. Spokompton is so far removed from cosmopolitan Seattle that it more appropriately belongs in nearby Idaho.....or maybe West Virginia.

This depressing run-down armpit excuse of a "city" can only be endured in doses of not much more than three consecutive days before one feels compelled to tear his eyes from their sockets and push needles into his ears while chewing aluminum foil. For those not stoners or meth-heads, there is little to do in this ghetto but watch losers pass by on their way to the convenience store for another couple of 40s.

The fairly pleasant summer weather gives way to a dreary fall followed by a dark and nasty winter where cars driving with chains on salted roads create parallel canyons in each lane revealed only by the spring snow melt that leaves behind shoe ruining slop should you have to walk in it.

Spokompton a town that people generally leave - not move to unless coerced by powers beyond their control.

This town is so messed up it reminds me of Spokompton.

There are more losers in this town than Spokompton.

Spokompton by Smack Baby August 21, 2011

Streme Spoats 

The act of using a vehicle in an extreme or destructive manner at high speeds while doing a job or an important task . First used by two men speeding destructively on a watercraft going upstream on rapids, hence the name "streme". (Ex-treme + st-ream = Streme) and (sports = Spoats).

"We'll get there soon, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats!"

"The destination is right here, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats first!"

A guy going upstream or down a mountain in a vehicle : "STREME SPOATS!"

Streme Spoats by DaleSnailTrail September 8, 2015

Spontaneous Research Call

A Spontaneous Research Call, SRC is a prank call placed to a business in order to research how ridiculously far companies will go to please their customers for more business. Such calls may also be made to international embassies and the like, to confirm or deny media reports. They are often prompted by a crazy tabloid news story in popular culture.

Spontaneous Research Calls have been coined and popularized by The Sir Darryl Radio Experience , the most listened to radio program on the internet.

Sir Darryl will call companies and it reveals the absurdity of our corporate and customer service culture that will say yes to anyone who offers money, notoriety or other compensation. Sometimes, the company's spin machine is at work. At other times, these calls expose the genuine professionalism and helpfulness of the representative. Sir Darryl calls funeral homes, landlords, pharmacies and the like, with unusual requests. The responses from the company reps are either completely insane or absolutely logical, but they almost always follow company policy.

In one Spontaneous Research Call, Sir Darryl called a cellphone company to find out if they could send him a separate phone bill that his wife couldn’t see so that he could hide the fact that he was having multiple affairs. The customer service rep suggested different billing options and promising that the company would not reveal anything to his wife. The rep also detailed exactly how it could be done using the company’s various billing delivery systems.

Spontaneous Research Call by TT99 July 14, 2011

spontaneous bidet 

Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.

person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.

Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.

spontaneous bidet by johnboynurse March 3, 2009

spökvatten 

Swedish word for when water is mixed with milk causing the water to appear white.

Person 1: why the heck is your water white?
Person 2: spökvatten

spökvatten by GhostWater April 8, 2019

Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome 

Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.

I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome by The Gulath Clan March 7, 2019