A person whose sole purpose is to count the ringlets or "spokes" of another persons spinchter/anus. This person may or may not also be obssessive about such a practice; but it is often more or less used demeaningly.
"The doctor at my appointment today took a really long time starting at my butthole. I think he might have been a SPOKESMASTER"
by DankFurhter February 4, 2026
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