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Spokeo

to look up someone whose name or email address you know
by macdaddy000 May 25, 2010
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spokeo

to masturbate over old myspace pictures that the girl you're stalking forgot to set to private
Man, I'm totally going to spokeo over Harrison's mom tonight.
by mmmtangy April 16, 2010
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Spokompton

Spokompton, AKA Spokane is a stagnant rotting settlement in eastern Washington State near the Idaho border not totally but largely populated by losers of various sorts. Any talented local youth wastes no time escaping Spokompton shortly after high school. Spokompton is so far removed from cosmopolitan Seattle that it more appropriately belongs in nearby Idaho.....or maybe West Virginia.

This depressing run-down armpit excuse of a "city" can only be endured in doses of not much more than three consecutive days before one feels compelled to tear his eyes from their sockets and push needles into his ears while chewing aluminum foil. For those not stoners or meth-heads, there is little to do in this ghetto but watch losers pass by on their way to the convenience store for another couple of 40s.

The fairly pleasant summer weather gives way to a dreary fall followed by a dark and nasty winter where cars driving with chains on salted roads create parallel canyons in each lane revealed only by the spring snow melt that leaves behind shoe ruining slop should you have to walk in it.

Spokompton a town that people generally leave - not move to unless coerced by powers beyond their control.
This town is so messed up it reminds me of Spokompton.

There are more losers in this town than Spokompton.
by Smack Baby August 21, 2011
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spokestep

AJR is the best at making spokesteps!
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Licking Spokes

Licking someone's asshole or eating someone's ass.
Friend: What took you so long in the shower?

Me: my wife got in with me and started licking spokes.
by Wrecklesscbr January 20, 2015
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bicycle spokes

The lines around the anus that form the asshole.
Josh likes to try and catch a peak at Lauren's bicycle spokes while he's railing her from behind.
by Spconnol October 2, 2014
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spoken salami

Very old and moldy salami
Person 1: Want some salami?
Person 2: Hell no, look at all the mold, that is spoken salami.
by 10yroldwithabadmic March 13, 2021
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