splurgun

general disgust and anger at someone. normally followed by a punch to the face

you trod on my new shoes, you splurgun

splurgun by Jym September 17, 2006

splurgin 

To spend excessive amounts of money, Buying things to give off the notion that one is ballin

Yo i feel like going to the mall and splurgin today.

O man nice new watch... YEA I WENT SPLURGIN!

splurgin by Ni2Bic October 23, 2006

Splurgum 

The mess that results from performing the Alabama Hot Pocket, usually including semen, shit, corn, vaginal juices, and sometimes, yeast (If the Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket was performed).

Sean gave his girl a Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket. Afterwards, they were both covered in filthy splurgum.

Splurgum by shaggy_merkin June 6, 2013

splurgency 

A sudden, manic compulsion to go out shopping for unnecessary consumer merchandise.

It is Labor Day in the US and retail sales events have triggered my wife to declare a national splurgency.

Once the splurgency concludes, we will certainly be making a second trip to return her purchases.

splurgency by Fibbersaurus October 25, 2022

splurging

The act of cuming. Ejaculation.

"Omg Becky, I'm splurging on your face"

splurging by Jason Pohl July 22, 2006

Splurging Dragon 

When a girl is going down on a guy, knocking her on the back of the head while pushing her head down, will cause the cum to "splurge" from her nose.

Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I smacked her on the back of her head and it shot out her nostrils! Shit looked like a "Splurging Dragon".

Splurging Dragon by KLC September 12, 2005

splurdunking

The action of giving a blowjob to a man sitting on the toilet

OMG Jessica and I were splurdunking all night long !!!

splurdunking by Lolkkkfyi April 22, 2017