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The mess that results from performing the Alabama Hot Pocket, usually including semen, shit, corn, vaginal juices, and sometimes, yeast (If the Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket was performed).
Sean gave his girl a Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket. Afterwards, they were both covered in filthy splurgum.
by shaggy_merkin June 6, 2013
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