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The mess that results from performing the Alabama Hot Pocket, usually including semen, shit, corn, vaginal juices, and sometimes, yeast (If the Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket was performed).
Sean gave his girl a Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket. Afterwards, they were both covered in filthy splurgum.
by shaggy_merkin June 06, 2013
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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