splurgency 

A sudden, manic compulsion to go out shopping for unnecessary consumer merchandise.

It is Labor Day in the US and retail sales events have triggered my wife to declare a national splurgency.

Once the splurgency concludes, we will certainly be making a second trip to return her purchases.

splurgency by Fibbersaurus October 25, 2022

plastic splurgery 

excessive shopping in a short period of time, usually using a credit card

Molly was so surprised when she maxed out her credit card, but everyone knew she had a bad plastic splurgery addiction.

plastic splurgery by volleyballr April 5, 2009

Splurgey 

A yoinky is only two boinks from a splurgey!

"Oh no, I lost my splurgey!"
"Good for you, hoe"

Splurgey by Funguser December 2, 2021

Splurgery

noun.

1. An amalgamation of the words 'splurge' and 'surgery'.
2. Used in reference to an expensive elective surgery (ex.: a plastic surgical procedure), which can be done seemingly impulsively.

"You got splurgery just to look good for one photo!?"

Splurgery by Crowley666 October 8, 2013

Surgency 

Sense of Urgency.

To have a sense of urgency to do something, but being to lazy say the whole thing.

Comes from the fun activity of combining words to create new ones. Was once used in a speech at the University of South Florida.

Then I realized I have to get my paper in by tonight, a sense of urgency came across me...a surgency if you will.

Surgency by SurgencyGod July 25, 2011