spluke

Characterized as a small hobbit-like creature who thrives in small groups of sea urchins. Often very irritating to be around for more than a few minutes, respects the commonwealth.

Oh man, I just cannot get AWAY from him, hes such a spluke.

spluke by LessonMaster November 20, 2010

spluke

a hobbit-like creature

that boy is so small, he looks like a spluke

spluke by LessonMaster November 20, 2010

Spluke

Facial hair in between bottom lip and chin - commonly known as a Soul Patch. Better word for it.

A: yo, i like your soul patch
B: nah man this is a Spluke, it’s a better word for it

Spluke by BigThirsty May 18, 2022

splugesprayed 

Completly covered in sperm.

Captain Jism splugesprayed everything.

splugesprayed by jpg3 August 20, 2011

Spluge 

Spluge is a unique Runescape player, known for his unconventional lifestyle and habits. Outside of the online world, Spluge operated a train by day, and got a train ran on him by night. However, Spluge had a darker side that he wasn't proud of. He suffered from alcoholism and would often be seen drunk in discord, and begging for GP at the Grand Exchange. Some players avoided him because of his erratic behavior, but others sympathized with him and tried to help him overcome his addiction.

Spluge also had a habit of simping for popular Twitch streamers who played Runescape. He would donate large sums of money to them, follow them around in-game, and shower them with compliments and attention. Some players found this behavior creepy and obsessive, but Spluge saw it as a way of supporting content creators that he admired.

Despite his quirks, Spluge was respected in the Sparc Mac community, a group of players who were fellow virgins and basement dwellers. However, in the Zezima CC, Spluge was seen as a doormat. He was constantly bullied, mocked, and scammed, and would often retaliate with empty threats or passive-aggressive remarks. Spluge's Runescape journey is a mix of highs and lows, and we only hope that he one day escapes from Shanes basement where he's forcibly kept in handcuffs.

Grabbed a beer! = Spluge

Spluge by Sparc Mac Community September 6, 2023

splume 

The penile geyser of manjuice that overfloweth upon orgasm.

He neglected to mention the depth and breadth of his splume, nor the angle of approach. She got home from the prom wearing his adolescent glaze.

splume by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Sluker 

n
1. Prostitute
2. Woman of loose morals

Sheila is such a sluker!

Sluker by Old man from scene 24 August 19, 2008