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splod

A type of fungi that tastes like chicken. It is found in the high mountain areas of New Zealand. Common dessert of the Wilderpeople.
It was a splod. A ganky mess.
by BLOBBY JENKINSSSSSSS March 20, 2018
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Sploc

Any participant in muliplayer online games who is tiresomely pedantic about criticizing other players on same team or other guests in room chats, usually to cover up his/her own mistakes and shortcomings.

Origin is uncertain, but may be derived from Star Trek's Spock character because connotation is someone trying by appear logical, while actually lacking social intelligence and maturity.
That damn sploc made me die 3 times, then told everyone i sucked. Who is that guy? I'm never being on his team again!
by Wubbus November 17, 2010
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sploc

verb and nomen like a sploc = a less insulting more persistent nagging /& bitching troll

to sploc = persistent nagging and bitching with the sole purpose to "win " a discussion without using reality or logic
Dont be a sploc , stop molesting noobs .
by DMocracy November 9, 2010
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drank splo

T-bone and Jammy were arrested when they drank splo!
by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2017
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spladle

A complicated and usually painful amateur wrestling move that involves splitting your opponents legs, while pinning his back to the mat, using your arms and legs.
Ryan just got spladled. Poor guy was humiliated.
by Braydawg May 25, 2014
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Solodoved

Verb - To bring something to solution, but through vigorous argument and abrasive language, a cross between the words Solo and Solved. Usually, one participant in the conversation ends up crying or withering into irrelevance.

Its context is derived from pre-coldwar cartoons which often use this verb as a description of Russian debate tactics. Characters were often known to have 'solodoved' opponents at a game of chess.
Chess Player 1: Bam! You just got solodoved!
Chess Player 2: No. Check.
Chess Player 1: {Throws the chess table on the ground}{Screams} I SOLODOVED YOU.
Chess Player 2: {Cries}.
by FrancisDrake August 20, 2009
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Slodging

Lodging yourself between inanimate objects and waiting for others to dislodge you. Usually done for sexual pleasure.
"Wow, Slodging ourselves into this was really hot! How do we get down?"
"We don't, we wait for someone to dislodge us!"
"But then everyone will know we've been Slodging!"
"Well, duh! That's why it's hot"
by Furglerger April 27, 2015
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