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Hi mate, how's the splitty?
Splitty by Brendon January 14, 2003
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A '67 or earlier VW bus. Short for split-screen, named for windshield divided by a post.
I drive a GTI every day, but take my splitty to shows on the weekends.
splitty by Nick Victim April 29, 2004

Splitty McChekberg 

A person who demands the check be split between odd numbers of diners with no rhyme or reason thus making payment extremely difficult for me or Chris to figure out.
We went to Greycliffs with Chrissy, but Splitty McChekberg showed up instead.

splitty bitty bang bang 

The expression of splitty bitty bang bang goes back quite a while now. It was first found when one of my close friends decided to split their ballsack by reaching over for his homework.
Mitch bends over and Vicously rips his nuts and blood starts pouring out. Splitty bitty bang bang

Splitty shitty 

When a fat bitch is twerkig in you and shits but her thong cuts it in half and the two shits land on each one of your legs
Oh yeah, she gave me a splitty shitty last night!

Titty splitty 

Occurs when a female places purse strap between her breasts causing clearly defined seperation of the titties, abnormal tightness of surrounding shirt material and sore necks for the double-taking males that are within sight. In addition, a titty splitty allows males to better approximate the size and shape of a woman's breasts.
Damn, those are the biggest blobs I've ever seen rocked in a titty splitty.

A Splitting of the Mind 

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."
I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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