Splitty 

Used to describe ones girlfriend

Hi mate, how's the splitty?

Splitty by Brendon January 14, 2003

splitty 

A '67 or earlier VW bus. Short for split-screen, named for windshield divided by a post.

I drive a GTI every day, but take my splitty to shows on the weekends.

splitty by Nick Victim April 29, 2004

Splitty McChekberg 

A person who demands the check be split between odd numbers of diners with no rhyme or reason thus making payment extremely difficult for me or Chris to figure out.

We went to Greycliffs with Chrissy, but Splitty McChekberg showed up instead.

Splitty McChekberg by scoresman May 24, 2011

splitty bitty bang bang 

The expression of splitty bitty bang bang goes back quite a while now. It was first found when one of my close friends decided to split their ballsack by reaching over for his homework.

Mitch bends over and Vicously rips his nuts and blood starts pouring out. Splitty bitty bang bang

splitty bitty bang bang by Noivfvfbf January 8, 2017

Splitty shitty 

When a fat bitch is twerkig in you and shits but her thong cuts it in half and the two shits land on each one of your legs

Oh yeah, she gave me a splitty shitty last night!

Splitty shitty by Shithead (Shith-eed) November 9, 2018

Titty splitty 

Occurs when a female places purse strap between her breasts causing clearly defined seperation of the titties, abnormal tightness of surrounding shirt material and sore necks for the double-taking males that are within sight. In addition, a titty splitty allows males to better approximate the size and shape of a woman's breasts.

Damn, those are the biggest blobs I've ever seen rocked in a titty splitty.

Titty splitty by Johnnytheentertainer July 15, 2015

A Splitting of the Mind 

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."

I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.

A Splitting of the Mind by xxxStatic January 4, 2014