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splife

A doobie containing both Marijuana and Tobacco, for the purpose of making it much more smooth.
"Oh man I could kill for splife right about now."
by Banana Boy September 25, 2005
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Put in a spliff

He got put in a spliff (He got killed)
AJ got put in a spliff (AJ got killed/chinged/shot/cheffed... You get it)
by AK2NiceWidIt December 10, 2019
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Slifer Slacker

A person who tries to slack off in a card game.
by Mikethunders100 December 27, 2017
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Splicer

Someone who modifies thier genetic code through the use of plasmids.Will do anything for just a little bit of ADAM,the genetic material the everybody wants,and everybody needs.
"We can't be havin' splicers now,can we"
-Atlas
by Razastyle_blah August 12, 2008
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reticulating splines

Nonsense technobabble used in a production context.

Reticulating splines started off as an in-joke at Maxis and grew to fame with the widespread popularity of The Sims. While it does have a "real" meaning, this definition isn't actually correct in the context of its use. It's really a programming joke.

Reticulating splines is essentially filler. Don't want to describe what's holding up the program? It's reticulating splines. Why isn't the Internet working? The splines aren't reticulated. Heck, don't want to explain your calculus assignment? We're reticulating splines this week.

See also processor gremlins for the computer hardware equivalent.
Sorry the video took so long to upload. Reticulating splines took hours!
by ndm13 April 21, 2015
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Exam Spliff

A spliff you take before a long exam, to make things more enteraining
Rory: Ah roll me an exam spliff man, i've got a 2hour law exam later!
by Ardley April 30, 2008
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Spifey

He uploads more than he has for the past months and years... His videos damage/kill your braincells. Maybe even one video is enough...
Spifey's videos kill my braincells.
by Pink Bananas are blue September 30, 2019
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