splieve

A good friend who partakes in 420 festivities

Hey Splieve, lets go burn one !

by The splieve June 28, 2011

splives

Parasites similar to mites that dwell on the head. Or inside...for they have the ability to travel to the brain and subtly take over a human's consciousness.

"Hey, dude, is that a splive on your head?"

"No, you insolent human. That is my mother."

by Andrew Morgan July 1, 2005

spliver

A small amount. +/- 6% of something.

Pour me up a spliver of that. It looks slappin.

by Tank-izzle December 16, 2021

spleeve

a very thin marijuana cigarette

I'm holding a spleeve - let's make a block.

by Mr. Fun Lover April 28, 2007

Spieves

A spieve is the chocolate chip shaped piece of fecal matter created by shoving an un circumcised penis in a dirty anus(see Capt. Paul Watson from Whale Wars).
When you roll the foreskin back the spieve will appear and at this point you will be able to harvest it and put in your favorite candy dish.

The dad Billy bob from the show 18 and counting has a bowl of spieves at his bedside after he rams his ugly baby in the dumper.

by rabidpitbull August 1, 2009

Splieave

You win the lottery, give half to your spouse, and leave! Split, and leave!

Hey, sweetie! I'm so glad we've been married all these years, but I just won 100 million in the lottery and realize that I'm NOT so glad we've been married all these years! Here's your half, and I'm outta here, Bitch! I'm Splieaveing your ass!

by Symihow July 19, 2010

slieveen

A sly or untrustworthy person.

He’s one dirty slieveen that lad., couldn’t trust him as far as I could flick my snot.

BoJo is one filthy slieveen

by Andrew Barnes April 1, 2022