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splatterdabs 

The little brown shit spots left on the toilet during a case of diarrhea
Someone had the shits again at work,they left little splatterdabsall over the toilet
splatterdabs by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016
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Splatterass 

One who ejects fecal matter so violently from one's anus that shit splatters the toilet bowl AND the underside of the toilet seat.
Eww! I lifted the toilet seat to take a piss earlier and got shit on my hand. Looks like splatterass was here again..
Splatterass by PooGURU4u May 6, 2011

Splatterday 

To consume as much alcohol as you can until you splatter on any Saturday of the year. Vomiting, blacking out, and/or passing out can be considered "getting splattered".
Matt : Hey! Splatter day this weekend at my place?

Chase: I don't know man. Remember what happened last Splatterday?
Splatterday by FunnyAssMatt February 7, 2015

Splatterday 

A movie marathon of nothing but horror/thriller movies in which there are many scenes with excessive amount of blood, guts, and gore
Jenny: OMG Splatterday movies are so gross

David: Come on they're not that bad, I'm pretty sure the doctors will be able to sew her eyelids back on.
Splatterday by McStreamy December 14, 2012

splattercast 

Blood All over the place,
Death All over the place,
Also Known As GORE
omg, why the fuck you saw his legs off with that rusty saw? now it's a damn splattercast up in here....u better clean that shit up pronto!!!
splattercast by InFeRn0__ November 21, 2004

splattergasm

The temporary euphoria or rush one gets when heating uncovered food for as long as possible in a microwave oven, being successfully or partially heated - with a high risk of explosive splatter, but not splattering all over the interior of that microwave oven!

Opposite of Splattergasp! The disappointment and sudden reaction of leaving uncovered food in the microwave a moment too long and the heated food splatters all over the interior of the microwave oven.
John had a splattergasm when he was able to reheat all of his leftovers without making a mess in the microwave oven!
splattergasm by Emory Forest October 25, 2019

splattergasp 

The disappointment and sudden reaction of leaving uncovered food in the microwave a moment too long and the heated food splatters all over the interior of the microwave oven.

Opposite of splattergasm; The temporary euphoria or rush one gets when heating uncovered food for as long as possible in a microwave oven, being successfully or partially heated - with a high risk of explosive splatter, but not splattering all over the interior of that microwave oven!
John's splattergasp over the microwave mess was too funny!
splattergasp by Emory Forest December 12, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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