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Splatterday 

To consume as much alcohol as you can until you splatter on any Saturday of the year. Vomiting, blacking out, and/or passing out can be considered "getting splattered".
Matt : Hey! Splatter day this weekend at my place?

Chase: I don't know man. Remember what happened last Splatterday?
Splatterday by FunnyAssMatt February 7, 2015
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Splatterday 

A movie marathon of nothing but horror/thriller movies in which there are many scenes with excessive amount of blood, guts, and gore
Jenny: OMG Splatterday movies are so gross

David: Come on they're not that bad, I'm pretty sure the doctors will be able to sew her eyelids back on.
Splatterday by McStreamy December 14, 2012

Splatterass 

One who ejects fecal matter so violently from one's anus that shit splatters the toilet bowl AND the underside of the toilet seat.
Eww! I lifted the toilet seat to take a piss earlier and got shit on my hand. Looks like splatterass was here again..
Splatterass by PooGURU4u May 6, 2011

SplatterPacks 

When one shits soft stool into their underwear; only to sit down and it squirts out the sides of the leg holes making a "squish" noise.
Brian: What was that sound?

Nate: I just had splatterpacks on deck.
SplatterPacks by Yes, its Brian January 25, 2008

splattery hots 

Earth shaking, mind-bended, knee quaking diarrhea with a burning sensation. Similar to molten lava pouring from your anus.
After he had spent the night eating jalapeños with hot sauce and binge drinking, Steve woke up with the splattery hots and thought he was going to die.
splattery hots by Digitaldevil November 3, 2006

Splattercakes 

A turd that explodes from your arse with the consistency of sloppy mashed potato... Only brown. Ofter occurs as part of an After Grog Bog (AGB)
Hey Dougie, you should have seen the Splattercakes that I just left in your toilet bowl.

Scatterday

The day after one has part taken in the use of drugs, such as ecstacy, and are feeling "scattered". The individual spends the day on the couch as a space cadet, watching whatever is on tv, even if it is not interesting even in the slightest.
" what a night, dude are you coming to the beach today"?
" no chance man, todays scatterday"
Scatterday by obi 1 bone me July 11, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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