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Someone who buys a hot bird a drink with the view to seducing her, but accidentally tips it down her front in a moment of extreme clumsiness.
Man: "Here's yer drink, sexy"
*Spills it*
Woman: "oh my god, you splaggot!"
by Katie Grape May 21, 2008
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Someone who buys a hot bird a drink with the view to seducing her, but accidentally tips it down her front in a moment of extreme clumsiness.
Man: "Here's yer drink, sexy"
*Spills it*
Woman: "oh my god, you splaggot!"
by Katie Grape May 22, 2008
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