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splaggot 

Someone who buys a hot bird a drink with the view to seducing her, but accidentally tips it down her front in a moment of extreme clumsiness.
Man: "Here's yer drink, sexy"
*Spills it*
Woman: "oh my god, you splaggot!"
splaggot by Katie Grape May 21, 2008
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Splaggot 

Someone who buys a hot bird a drink with the view to seducing her, but accidentally tips it down her front in a moment of extreme clumsiness.
Man: "Here's yer drink, sexy"
*Spills it*
Woman: "oh my god, you splaggot!"
Splaggot by Katie Grape May 22, 2008
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shlaggot 

No one knows, some say its a flying chicken nugget, others say its a stupid faggot
Wow! Lini is such a shlaggot.
shlaggot by dank bread May 6, 2016
A combination of the words slut and fagot, used to insult the promiscuity of a homosexual that quote unquote "gets around"
aka a slutty fagot
A TV show (that shall remain nameless) in witch two family trade their wives helped to make the word popular.
"She's no a Christian, Slaggot, Gargoyles."

"Whow John need to pace himself hes only one bj away from slaggot vill"
Slaggot by pookid January 20, 2009
"I've made some spaghetti"
"That ain't no spaghetti. 'Tis a spaggot"
"How dare you say that about my cuisine!"
Spaggot by seba333 October 6, 2021
The term "Sped" (special educational) and "Faggot" mixed together.
"Fortnite is such a fun game!"
"Bruh, you're a Spaggot"
Spaggot by VYDEOS May 17, 2021
A combination of the words "slut" and "faggot" An insult used to call someone a "slutty faggot" with the use of one powerhouse of a word.
Made popular after its use in the TV series trading spouses "Shes not a Christian! Gargoyle's! Slaggot!!!
or
"Hey faggot you need to watch how slutty you act your one bj away from slaggot vill"
Slaggot by Be-SHARP January 13, 2009
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