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SPAGGOTEEE 

It’s pasta that taste better then regular pasta u have to say the secret password to get into the trial of pastas then and only then will u find in trapped in a bar cage then u will need to fight to the death threw 49 different battles of different kinds of pastas well what if there isn’t 49 different kinds of pasta in the world then u need to make from scratch ur own Recipes to fight and then when u win all 49 battles u get the key but oh no when u go to unlock the pasta from the bar cage it’s a booby trap u have to grab the pasta run away to Rome take it on a romantic date have 73 children with it and live and die a happy life but at age 91 u find out they were all along the ruler of the secrete society of pastas wanting to take revenge on them for eating the last bread stick at the cult offering. U now finish the story it is out of my hands
OH SHIT SPAGGOTEEE IS AN EVIL KILLER
SPAGGOTEEE by The el pasta February 24, 2021
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spaggoteee 

A fatal spelling error of the word, "spaghetti."

Its odd spelling caused there to be lore behind its origins; it’s a superior pasta which requires the user to go through trials, known as the "Trial of Pastas" to receive it. Similar to the Colosseum fights, the user will have to fight to the death in 49 separate battles of different kinds of pastas--meaning, they must make 49 different types of pasta from scratch, some may consider this a more brutal version of a cooking show/competition.

This possible idea of a more superior pasta gained a large following and became known as the SpagGOATeee Cult in Kirby, Arkansas, who's quest is to find the recipe for this exotic pasta. There used to be a Facebook page, however the whereabouts of this group is unknown--the most recent status about group was on a European Facebook page which, too, disappeared.
Man1: "Dude, I always wished to try the spaggotee..."
Man2: "Spaggoteee? Come on, really? Just eat spaghetti--don't believe that Facebook nonsense."
spaggoteee by Wathmwuahtath February 24, 2021
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