Spinnakers 

A derogatory term for an unknown race of people who can often be found at bars. Most religious spinnakers are "gangster" blue-collar criminals. They always wear those stupid, little hats that nobody finds appealing in any way when practicing their religion. On top of those hats, they have expansive, overly-colored headdresses, making the hats unnecessary. Spinnakers have yellow teeth and brown noses. Their teeth are worse than those of Brits. Their terrifying yellow hands scare even the bravest, strongest men on the earth. Spinnakers only have one misshapen toe, and people often slip in the slime-trails that they always leave behind. Every spinnaker owns a Chevrolet Impala, and they never turn them off! Nothing good ever comes out of them besides waffles. They're really good at making waffles. If you ever see a spinnaker, he or she will most likely be eating an onion, because they love them for some stupid, unknown reason. This causes them to have horrible onion-breath. Spinnakers can dance really well, but only to a very obscure genre of music called "Mexican-Jungle-Reggae-R&B-Drum & Bass-Guitar" which sounds terrible. Only go to a spinnaker dance party if you are bringing earplugs or really loud headphones with your own music. Spinnakers can fly, causing many people to be envious of them. They even show off their flying skills while committing blue-collar crimes so the authorities are distracted by their envy and can't stop them.

"I've had it nearly up to here with spinnakers!"
"Their yellow hands are always gettin' all over me!"

"Cindy said that she is really fond of spinnakers."
"WHAT?!"
"Wait, wait, wait! Hold on! That's not the whole story! So, she's really fond of spinnakers, and she's always said that if you wish upon a spinnaker, your wish will come true, maybe!"

"One spinnaker decided to get a desk job..."
"Uh-huh?"
"And, O MY GOD, everyone was SO offended!"

The "Murder Hatchet Girls" are a fine example of spinnakers. They claim to not be spinnakers, and claim to be Juggalos but really they're spinnakers.

There are two episodes of Game Grumps in which they describe spinnakers while playing "Kirby's Epic Yarn."

Spinnakers by Leminid January 28, 2014

Spinnakers 

An imaginary race of people. If you wish to mock a racist person and don't want to use any actual derogatory terms, spinnaker will suffice.

(sarcastically) yeah, sure, lets build a wall and drive all the spinnakers out...

Spinnakers by ipaid700dollarsforthecrabs June 16, 2018

Wal-Mart Spinners 

Cheap hubcaps that look like Spinners. Cost about $99 at Wal-Mart, eisle 8 in the tires department. May be found on cars such as a Neon, Geo, or a Pinto or any car that a wanna be G drives.

Wanna be Player:
Hey , guh(girl)look at my new spinners, they Spreewells.
Young Lady: Stop playin' them is Wal-Mart Spinners.

Wal-Mart Spinners by J.A.M August 27, 2005

Autozone Spinners

Those piece of shit spinners perchased at you local autozone, target, pep boys, or walmart.
Theses spinners often come in 4 packs but
for some strange reason are generally seen on the
front passenger wheel. Theses spinners generally
come in sizes made only as big as your piece of shit rims
and should never be purchased.

Lame-ass A*"Hey man you rollin' on some autozone spinners"
Lame-ass B*"Yeah im rollin' on 14's fool"
Lame ass A*"I hate you..."

Autozone Spinners by Nig Nog Colton November 7, 2006

spinners 

Small, petite women may be referred to as 'spinners'. The term likely arises from the possibility that they can be spun around on top of a guy while having sex.

I want to get a lap dance from that little stripper, I definitely love the spinners.

spinners by Chew-dogg May 30, 2006

hubcap spinners 

Also known as Hoopcap Speeners. They are the poor man's way of feeling like a baller and they can make any car look like a peice of chit. Mexicans are the only people that find these attractive. Im not being racist, just telling the truth mang.

example: "OHH MANG! He has hoopcap speeners! Thass Lie, 100 horsepowerss mang!"
translation: "Oh man! He has Hubcap Spinners! That adds 100 horsepower to his car by making it seem like it looks cool!"

example 2: "Ay mang, I poot sung hupcap speeners y un esspoiler on mi 1987 Astronvang. Now Iss Lie, 600 horsepowerrss!"
translation 2: "Hey man, I put some hubcap spinners and a 6 foot spoiler on my 1987 Astrovan and it looks like its really fast to me and my mexican friends."

hubcap spinners by anal1548 September 22, 2007

Spinners 

Spinners are popular Jamaican flour dumplings consisting of a few basic ingredients ( flour, salt, and water) . The dumplings are traditionally prepared in a long cylindrical shape, resembling a cigarette and spin as they cook from the heat.

Darling, when you make me dinner, drop some spinners in the soup.

Spinners by Tropical Rythms August 27, 2020