spingled

Verb. The act of jokingly fondling the breast of an elderly woman with dementia.

Grandma just got spingled by a reindeer.

by DJ NEON June 19, 2017

singledom

someone who is single. singledom- similar to freedom.

after have the bitch nag at me for years, i open my arms to singledom.

by my balls itch May 20, 2004

spangled

A term used when a person has over-indulged, be it with drink or with drugs :)

"Go and talk to the chocolate elephants, what am i saying, i must be spangled!"

by Rusty Jones January 23, 2004

star spangled banner

The American national anthem was written by Francis Scott Key and perfected by Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix's rendition of the star spangled banner at woodstock is beautiful

by U.S. anthem June 21, 2008

star spangled eyes

An unabashed American patriot.

Looking through star spangled eyes, all of the lies told by the practiced team of government extortionists made her want to throw up.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019

Shingledoi

An expression for when you’re surprised/fustrated/in pain

Oh shingledoi I stubbed my toe!!!

by MissyP368 June 2, 2018

Star Spangled Ball Slap

When you punch your unsuspecting friend in the balls during the national anthem of a sporting event.

Star Spangled Ball Slap

by Mallrats09 December 21, 2008