spingled

Verb. The act of jokingly fondling the breast of an elderly woman with dementia.

Grandma just got spingled by a reindeer.

spingled by DJ NEON June 19, 2017

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singledom

someone who is single. singledom- similar to freedom.

after have the bitch nag at me for years, i open my arms to singledom.

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A term used when a person has over-indulged, be it with drink or with drugs :)

"Go and talk to the chocolate elephants, what am i saying, i must be spangled!"

spangled by Rusty Jones January 23, 2004

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The American national anthem was written by Francis Scott Key and perfected by Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix's rendition of the star spangled banner at woodstock is beautiful

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Looking through star spangled eyes, all of the lies told by the practiced team of government extortionists made her want to throw up.

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An expression for when you’re surprised/fustrated/in pain

Oh shingledoi I stubbed my toe!!!

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When you punch your unsuspecting friend in the balls during the national anthem of a sporting event.

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