spiffiness 

similar to wordcoolnessword

spiffiness by Zack October 16, 2003

uber spiffiness 

Of complete and utter spiffiness; the most spiffy of all that is spiffy.

"This pen is of uber spiffiness!" "That show embodies all that is uber spiffiness!"

uber spiffiness by Journ April 2, 2008

Spiffanese 

LB Spiffy's 🔥 language (wayyyy better than cartinese)

Yute: Wtf is LB saying
Niraj (person who came up with the word "Spiffanese"): It's spiffanese fam you're too slow to understand it😂😭

Spiffanese by Niraj January 26, 2021

jahova's stiffness 

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

jahova's stiffness by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

spliffness 

the ability to quickly roll a spliff.
your quickness is directly related to your spliffness.

Maggie: Wow Greg, your spliffness is amazing!
Greg: Listen Struggles, my spliffness is no match for yours!!

spliffness by RyanGregMaggie May 19, 2010

Jehovah's stiffness 

n. An unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of.

E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, lets split.

Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!

Jehovah's stiffness by swany01 May 14, 2008

travel stiffness 

The unconscious act of Male arousal through the monotonous motion of a motorised vehicle or The vibration of the motor felt though the seat of the vehicle.

The vibration from the motor of the bus gave Gabriel a case of travel stiffness.

travel stiffness by Bubbles91 October 20, 2015