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Spiderweb

The Spiderweb is achieved through male masturbation in the shower, typically done with the aid of a soapy substance. After ejaculation, as the male lifts his hand up and spreads his fingers apart, it looks like a spiderweb. May also be flung at or on partner after said ejaculation in conjunction with the male shouting "Spiderweb!" and mimicking the motion of Spiderman shooting his spiderweb in the popular comic books and movies.
I'm sorry I just Spiderwebbed you in the face, neck, shoulders, chest, and stomach.
by I NEVER DO THAT! June 18, 2008
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last night i was getting a blow job and i pulled out and spiderwebed her!
by 40oz.killa November 7, 2006
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A spiderweb occurs when you drop your phone or other device at just the right angle so that the crack starts at the top left or right corner and ends at the side
Person.1 (drops phone) OOHHH SHIT MY PHONE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Person.2 WOAH, LOOK AT THE SPIDERWEB ON THAT ONE!!!!!!!
Person.1 screw you man.
by xXx_MLG420BLAZEIT2D@NK4UM8_xXx September 18, 2016
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when semen gets stuck on seperate strands of pubes, forming structure which closely resembles a spider's web.
josh: dude you have a total spiderweb right now
dude: i know bro i saw this hot chick i couldnt hold it in
by mr floopy August 24, 2022
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What is left after releasing your load into your hand when masturbating. When it sticks across the spaces between your fingers and palm.
I took my spiderweb and stuck it in her mouth afterwards.
by that weird guy June 2, 2008
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The opposite of crop dusting. When someone walks into your fart. People normally react as if they had just walked into a previously unseen spider web.
Jesus dude that's gross, I just walked into your spiderweb. Did you have broccoli?
by Insanemaestro May 14, 2016
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A spiderweb is basically a really really old, stinky pussy
Esmerelda: My son called me a spiderweb, what does that mean?

P Diddy: Yo it means your pussy is really old
by samm...y May 17, 2006
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