The Spiderweb is achieved through male masturbation in the shower, typically done with the aid of a soapy substance. After ejaculation, as the male lifts his hand up and spreads his fingers apart, it looks like a spiderweb. May also be flung at or on partner after said ejaculation in conjunction with the male shouting "Spiderweb!" and mimicking the motion of Spiderman shooting his spiderweb in the popular comic books and movies.
by I NEVER DO THAT! June 18, 2008
A spiderweb occurs when you drop your phone or other device at just the right angle so that the crack starts at the top left or right corner and ends at the side
Person.1 (drops phone) OOHHH SHIT MY PHONE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Person.2 WOAH, LOOK AT THE SPIDERWEB ON THAT ONE!!!!!!!
Person.1 screw you man.
Person.2 WOAH, LOOK AT THE SPIDERWEB ON THAT ONE!!!!!!!
Person.1 screw you man.
by xXx_MLG420BLAZEIT2D@NK4UM8_xXx February 13, 2016
The opposite of crop dusting. When someone walks into your fart. People normally react as if they had just walked into a previously unseen spider web.
by Insanemaestro May 08, 2016
Esmerelda: My son called me a spiderweb, what does that mean?
P Diddy: Yo it means your pussy is really old
P Diddy: Yo it means your pussy is really old
by samm...y May 08, 2006
by Frederick101 July 29, 2011
When a guy blows his "love load" into your hair and the aforementioned "love load" matts into the hair and creates a spiderweb looking mess.
by Fantastic fingerer July 30, 2014
by Claytonicus August 21, 2008