Spiderweb 

The Spiderweb is achieved through male masturbation in the shower, typically done with the aid of a soapy substance. After ejaculation, as the male lifts his hand up and spreads his fingers apart, it looks like a spiderweb. May also be flung at or on partner after said ejaculation in conjunction with the male shouting "Spiderweb!" and mimicking the motion of Spiderman shooting his spiderweb in the popular comic books and movies.

I'm sorry I just Spiderwebbed you in the face, neck, shoulders, chest, and stomach.

Spiderweb by I NEVER DO THAT! June 18, 2008

spiderweb 

to shoot your load on a womans face!

last night i was getting a blow job and i pulled out and spiderwebed her!

spiderweb by 40oz.killa November 7, 2006

Spiderweb 

A spiderweb occurs when you drop your phone or other device at just the right angle so that the crack starts at the top left or right corner and ends at the side

Person.1 (drops phone) OOHHH SHIT MY PHONE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Person.2 WOAH, LOOK AT THE SPIDERWEB ON THAT ONE!!!!!!!
Person.1 screw you man.

Spiderweb by xXx_MLG420BLAZEIT2D@NK4UM8_xXx September 18, 2016

spiderweb 

when semen gets stuck on seperate strands of pubes, forming structure which closely resembles a spider's web.

josh: dude you have a total spiderweb right now
dude: i know bro i saw this hot chick i couldnt hold it in

spiderweb by mr floopy August 24, 2022

spiderweb 

What is left after releasing your load into your hand when masturbating. When it sticks across the spaces between your fingers and palm.

I took my spiderweb and stuck it in her mouth afterwards.

spiderweb by that weird guy June 2, 2008

Spiderweb 

The opposite of crop dusting. When someone walks into your fart. People normally react as if they had just walked into a previously unseen spider web.

Jesus dude that's gross, I just walked into your spiderweb. Did you have broccoli?

Spiderweb by Insanemaestro May 14, 2016

Spiderweb 

A spiderweb is basically a really really old, stinky pussy

Esmerelda: My son called me a spiderweb, what does that mean?

P Diddy: Yo it means your pussy is really old

Spiderweb by samm...y May 17, 2006