spidernoir 

a really hot au version of spidernoir

1: whats spidernoir?

2: hot

spidernoir by Sa1ntmare March 10, 2023

spidergirl 

When a guy cums in a girl's mouth and she spits it into her hand and then slaps it on his chest, usually while yelling "Spidergirl!"

"The blowjob was fantastic but after I came I heard her yell "Spidergirl!" and before I could move I had a red hand mark on my chest and jizz all over myself"

spidergirl by Spidergirl1 August 14, 2010

Spidernigga 

Spiderman is white, spider-nigga is a negrofied version of spiderman, he got the spiders from the powdery looking substance he has been smoking lately provided by one of his homies and for the past 15 minutes he has been the hood's number 1, chasing a group of villains, the crips, he can stick to walls, dodge child support, exceed warp speed when chased by the police, say the word "nigga", instead of shooting webs, he just shoots niggas and fuels with chicken and watermelon, when in need he calls his homies supernigga and lil hulk and they fuck shit up together chasing the crips.

Billy: Shit bruv i just watched Spidernigga run up on 100 women, leave them all pregnant without even noticing
Bob: He sure achieved warp speed running away from the police vehicle right there.

Spidernigga by ShitsJustAJoke January 21, 2021

spidernoid 

when one is paranoid about being approached by an unwelcomed 8 legged creature, usually known as a spider.

im so spidernoid right now!

spidernoid by parrlr01 May 12, 2011

spiderfairchild 

spiderfairchild is very obsessed with IT and also has outstandingly slow replies… but he’s working on it i think so it’s fine. anyways he makes me laugh and probably heaps of other people too. he should be on the top 3 bsfs awards if there was one

spiderfairchild loves IT

spiderfairchild by qyyfeii August 28, 2022

Spidergirl 

Similar to "Spiderman".

Following an internal moneyshot, the female recipient stands up and as the semen runs out of the vagina the woman kicks one leg out to the side so that the semen is flung out onto the floor and yells "spidergirl". This motion closely resembles the motion of a person atttempting to shake a fart out of their pant leg

Spidergirl by The Doomsday Machine June 13, 2006

spiderwork

1. An invented word or phrase; having no real meaning.
2. A poorly conceived puzzle clue; a schoolboy error brought about by not checking a dictionary.

archer-?
spider-work
eagle-eye

spiderwork by Cubist June 12, 2005