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SpiderNoir

A sex act where a partner uses one hand to finger blast both holes of the female partner. A critical component of the move is to use an additional finger to stimulate the clitorus, while performing the move. During the act, the hand resembles a crawling spider.
Damn, Heidi's walking funny again. I bet she got SpiderNoired by her hot new partner
SpiderNoir by Handyman Noir June 8, 2026

spidergirl 

When a guy cums in a girl's mouth and she spits it into her hand and then slaps it on his chest, usually while yelling "Spidergirl!"
"The blowjob was fantastic but after I came I heard her yell "Spidergirl!" and before I could move I had a red hand mark on my chest and jizz all over myself"
spidergirl by Spidergirl1 August 14, 2010

Spidernigga 

Spiderman is white, spider-nigga is a negrofied version of spiderman, he got the spiders from the powdery looking substance he has been smoking lately provided by one of his homies and for the past 15 minutes he has been the hood's number 1, chasing a group of villains, the crips, he can stick to walls, dodge child support, exceed warp speed when chased by the police, say the word "nigga", instead of shooting webs, he just shoots niggas and fuels with chicken and watermelon, when in need he calls his homies supernigga and lil hulk and they fuck shit up together chasing the crips.
Billy: Shit bruv i just watched Spidernigga run up on 100 women, leave them all pregnant without even noticing
Bob: He sure achieved warp speed running away from the police vehicle right there.
Spidernigga by ShitsJustAJoke January 21, 2021

spidernoid 

when one is paranoid about being approached by an unwelcomed 8 legged creature, usually known as a spider.
im so spidernoid right now!
spidernoid by parrlr01 May 12, 2011

spiderfairchild 

spiderfairchild is very obsessed with IT and also has outstandingly slow replies… but he’s working on it i think so it’s fine. anyways he makes me laugh and probably heaps of other people too. he should be on the top 3 bsfs awards if there was one
spiderfairchild loves IT
spiderfairchild by qyyfeii August 28, 2022

Spidergirl 

Following an internal moneyshot, the female recipient stands up and as the semen runs out of the vagina the woman kicks one leg out to the side so that the semen is flung out onto the floor and yells "spidergirl". This motion closely resembles the motion of a person atttempting to shake a fart out of their pant leg
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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