"I thought the quality of your photography to be excellent, Mr. Moore; however, compositionally, male nudes are problematic, as it is hard to draw the viewer's attention away from the spiderfood."
Spiderman is white, spider-nigga is a negrofied version of spiderman, he got the spiders from the powdery looking substance he has been smoking lately provided by one of his homies and for the past 15 minutes he has been the hood's number 1, chasing a group of villains, the crips, he can stick to walls, dodge child support, exceed warp speed when chased by the police, say the word "nigga", instead of shooting webs, he just shoots niggas and fuels with chicken and watermelon, when in need he calls his homies supernigga and lil hulk and they fuck shit up together chasing the crips.
Billy: Shit bruv i just watched Spidernigga run up on 100 women, leave them all pregnant without even noticing
Bob: He sure achieved warp speed running away from the police vehicle right there.
A sex act where a partner uses one hand to finger blast both holes of the female partner. A critical component of the move is to use an additional finger to stimulate the clitorus, while performing the move. During the act, the hand resembles a crawling spider.
Damn, Heidi's walking funny again. I bet she got SpiderNoired by her hot new partner
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.