spiderwork

1. An invented word or phrase; having no real meaning.
2. A poorly conceived puzzle clue; a schoolboy error brought about by not checking a dictionary.

archer-?
spider-work
eagle-eye

by Cubist June 12, 2005

putting in the spadework

working very hard in an overt fashion at spading so as to achieve a relationship, either short or long term

well I won't score tonight unless I put in the spadework, will I, Peter?

by snicksnacknicerack June 26, 2005

Spidermonkey

An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.

Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.

As a Verb

"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"


As an Adjective

Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?

Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.


In the Workplace

(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.

by Tiger02 February 23, 2009

sidework

Found in service industry jargon. The tasks waiters and waitresses must do in addition to basic server duties. Examples: Filling condiment containers, setting tables, rolling silverware, stocking stations.

Part of the sidework at my restaurant is folding napkins to look like swans.

by Dite September 7, 2008

Spiderwomaning

After a creampie, stomp on her pelvis causing the jizz to explode out of her vagina and stick to the wall

She covered my entire wall after spiderwomaning

by garywse December 13, 2014

Cutthroat Spidermonkey

A cutthroat Spidermonkey, is another name for a clingy hardass bitch. The name is derived from the word Cutthroat meaning, to have no pitty and able to do anything it takes to get what one wants. A spider monkey is a tropical forest monkey that, once it finds its mate, never leaves it side, thus very clingy.

Raashmi is a Cutthroat Spidermonkey.

by ihatechris! October 24, 2011

SpiderMonkey

Verb
The act of climbing and swinging from a tall woman during fornication. For best results the woman should be at least a foot taller than said man.

WOW, look at that tall chick. I would love to SpiderMonkey all over her.

by MGranks01 January 20, 2009