Spiderjob

When eight different girls take turns giving you handjobs and blowjobs until you cum on all of them. Takes practice to hit every girl.

Oh my god I can die happy now that I just got a Spiderjob.

by CorvallisJB January 27, 2010

Spiderjob

Where a woman uses her hands and feet all at once to give sexual pleasure

Asshole 1: Dooood this babe used all four exremities to jerk my dick. Shit was CASH
Asshole 2: oh yea a spiderjob
Asshole 1: I don't like spiders why don't we call it a crab job?
Asshole 2: fuck u

by Old_Longskin September 14, 2018

Liberal Spiderweb Technique

A technique used by liberals in which, during a debate, the liberal will keep on branching out the debate into more and more irrelevant topics, and when you fail to address a topic, the liberal will call you out on it and believe he/she has won the debate

conservative 1: Man, I had a really big debate with this liberal tool last night
conservative 2: How'd it go??
conservative 1: It was going well, but then she used the liberal spiderweb technique. However i countered by calling her out on it and destroyed her
conservative 2: good job, bro

by theodore trollsovelt August 28, 2011

irondad and spiderson

The BEST marvel relationship in the world.

"Dude, have you read any fanfictions on irondad and spiderson?!"
"Yeah, they are so adorable."

by KAYLINJAMIEALEXISNORA June 20, 2018

Spiderkopp

Another word for spider

Damn that’s a scary spiderkopp!

by Boom bôôm pow August 11, 2020

Spiderpoop

The act of straddling over another's body that is sitting on the toilet while both people defecate into the toilet and gaze into each-others eyes. The act is supposed to look like spider legs hanging from a toilet thus giving it the name spiderpoop.

Guy: Hey, lets do something neat.
Other Guy: I know, lets spiderpoop.
Guy: That sounds groovy man.

Dude: I just spiderpooped your Mom last night.

by The Heatmeiser January 11, 2012

spidersona

An OC or persona inspired by Spider-Man, and more specifically the ‘Into The Spiderverse’ movie. These characters typically resemble Spider-Man in some way, but have their own characteristics, design, and/or abilities that set them apart.

“Here’s my spidersona, Spider Heart!”

(-Instagram caption)

by goose_pigeon January 12, 2019