Spiderwoman

When a female scoops out a creampie and flings it in your face like spiderman shooting a web.

"So i popped a batch in her and before i could even get up to put my pants on, she spiderwomaned me"

by Abubaca November 15, 2022

Spiderwoman

After a guy spiderman's you, you kick him in the balls and wipe his own jizz into his face while he's doubled over. Proceed to do the spiderman web slinging poses and then stand like a proud female superhero while he learns his lesson.

My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night so I spiderwoman'd him back. He'll think twice before doing that again.

by Athy666 May 7, 2009

Spiderwoman

The reverse spiderman. Where a guy jizzes in a chick's hand and she throws it back in his face and pulls a spiderman on his ass: throwing the splooge back in his face like spiderman's web, pulling the imaginary web rope as she gets up to assume the superhero pose.

Mike was about to ejaculate in Ashley's mouth, but she pulled back and he came in her hand and she surpised him with a spiderwoman... His life will never be the same!

by BigBadJon October 3, 2009

Spiderwoman

Female with a single extraordinary power. Having never visited her minge with a razor, she has a magnificent array of spiders legs protruding from her knickers thus being able to render any man into a state of shocked horror at a hundred yards.

Beach Dude 1 (dazed): "Whoaaa ... did you see that chick's bikini-line?"
Beach Dude 2: "Yeah ... like it must've been Spiderwoman."

by Wizards Sleeve June 25, 2005

spiderman and elsa

A fucking terrible thing that should end now

Bob:The spiderman and elsa videos are fucking terrible right billy
Billy: for damn sure the people that run the channels that post those should end

by Frydtost December 19, 2018

spiderman thread

A message board posting technique designed to end or derail threads that its user finds uninteresting or lacking productive discussion. This technique involves posting screencaps from the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon series with humorous captions unrelated to the original thread topic. The user generally initiates a Spiderman thread with captions intended to declare that the original thread topic will no longer be discussed. Occasionally, additional users contribute to the derailing with their own screencaps of Spider-Man. Frequently used on 4chan's various message boards, where the technique originated. Generally used to derail threads about incest or "wincest."

Wincest? That's a funny way to say Spiderman thread.

by AntonioCastagnoli May 26, 2013

Emoji Spiderman

An emoji Spiderman 👊💦😜 is when you text your friends about how you climaxed in your hand and threw it in someone's face.

Emoji Spiderman - ah man I didn't need to see how you Spiderman'd some chick last night.

by Fatterry November 25, 2017