Procrastibate

To put off masturbating until later.

No more time to procrastibate. I need to rub one out before I go to the pool, since it's mostly kids.

by Abubaca August 16, 2024

schwarms

worm filled diarrhea

that river water i drank last week gave me a case of the schwarms.

by Abubaca August 13, 2023

Gutter Udders

Pulling on pussy lips as cum drips out after a creampie

Stephanie couldn't help but to make a mooing noise while i pulled her gutter udders

by Abubaca October 25, 2020

Lassie Bat

A trans persons (male to female) penis. Typically English (york, Birmingham, manchester etc)

After a few pints she grabbed my hand and guided me to ber lassie bat.

by Abubaca May 14, 2024

Spiderwoman

When a female scoops out a creampie and flings it in your face like spiderman shooting a web.

"So i popped a batch in her and before i could even get up to put my pants on, she spiderwomaned me"

by Abubaca November 15, 2022

Dust Eater

a person who pursues oral sex with senior citizens.

john is such a dust eater, he only volunteers at the care home to get lucky.

by Abubaca February 25, 2023

Lassie Bat

A trans persons (male to female) penis. Typically English (york, ashington,Birmingham, manchester etc)

After a few pints she grabbed my hand and guided me to ber lassie bat.

by Abubaca May 14, 2024