spider spinner

A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big sock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner

That girl can take a spider spinner

by The masts definer January 28, 2018

spider spinner

A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big cock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner

That girl can take a spider spinner

by The masts definer January 28, 2018

Spiner-Bot

An obsessive Brent Spiner/DATA fan (star trek) regardless of sexual orientation. Some may even say that a Spiner-bot is the ultimate Brent Spiner/DATA fan. Surpassing Spiner-femme.

That guy is such a Spiner-Bot that he could probably repair DATA's neural net system.

by ichiromito June 11, 2011

spinder

a spinder is a spider, any of an order (Araneae syn. Araneida) of arachnids

lauren hall is stupid cause she saw a spider and didn't kno it was a spinder

by Kyle Johanson September 1, 2008

spiner

to pinch someone REALLY hard, usually from behind. For best results, pinch on the spine while saying "Why, hello there!" with a Mickey Mouse voice and pinching on the word "hello".

Guy 1: "Sup', bro."
Guy 2: "Just chillin'."
Guy1: "Why hello there!" (and does a excruciating spiner)
Guy 2: "Wha-YEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!"
Guy 1: "Heh. Heh."

by iSpyOres May 12, 2014

Spinder

A spider and a binder.

2 -
Person A: "Bro I saw a Spinder yesterday."
Person B: "No, it's a Sbinder."
Person A: "THERE'S A 🅱️???"

1-

Person A: "OMG A SPINDER!"
Person B: "That's just a binder with spider legs..."
Person A: 'YEAH! A SPINDER!"

by I'm Correct So Yeet May 20, 2019

Spinder-Snatch

A term to describe someone or something that bothers you.

You are such a Spinder-Snatch.

by not a spinder-snatch April 6, 2023