sphinstinct

The natural instinct to determine when it's ok to let go a fart, and when you need to hold because it's #2.

Bob has terrible sphinstinct, he keeps having these accidents in his pants.

by The Notorious RGB May 20, 2018

Shitstincts

The increasing need to shit, the closer you get to your home.

Paris really needed a shit when she approached her house, her Shitstincts really kicked in!

Harry was on the bus, when he was almost at his house his Shitstincs knew he was close!

by ashbydelazouch November 24, 2017

Skinstinct

The natural sense that tells people of color the right amount of seasoning without measurements as well as warning us not to do activities that primarily white people do. Often confused with common sense when the difference is just a bit more ethnic.

Example 1:
Josh: Hey bro, let's go white water rafting!!!
Tyrus: No thanks. My skinsticts are telling me thats not a good idea.

Example 2:
Me: This kinda feels like a lot of seasoning...
Skinstincts: Nah.

by Echo_Echo54 August 3, 2021