sphinstinct
The natural instinct to determine when it's ok to let go a fart, and when you need to hold because it's #2.
sphinstinct by The Notorious RGB May 20, 2018
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Shitstincts
Paris really needed a shit when she approached her house, her Shitstincts really kicked in!
Harry was on the bus, when he was almost at his house his Shitstincs knew he was close!
Harry was on the bus, when he was almost at his house his Shitstincs knew he was close!
Shitstincts by ashbydelazouch November 24, 2017
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Skinstinct
The natural sense that tells people of color the right amount of seasoning without measurements as well as warning us not to do activities that primarily white people do. Often confused with common sense when the difference is just a bit more ethnic.
Example 1:
Josh: Hey bro, let's go white water rafting!!!
Tyrus: No thanks. My skinsticts are telling me thats not a good idea.
Example 2:
Me: This kinda feels like a lot of seasoning...
Skinstincts: Nah.
Josh: Hey bro, let's go white water rafting!!!
Tyrus: No thanks. My skinsticts are telling me thats not a good idea.
Example 2:
Me: This kinda feels like a lot of seasoning...
Skinstincts: Nah.
Skinstinct by Echo_Echo54 August 3, 2021
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
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Haram ball
A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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