spheel 

an instruction, lecture or beratement.

after Josey's spheel about school safety, I was ready to climb the flagpole just to spite her.

spheel by Jo Diggerman May 31, 2005

spheel 

A word people look up because they forgot how to spell “spiel.”

Google Docs autocorrected me when I typed “spheel” the other day, apparently it’s spiel.

spheel by Cocoa678 November 18, 2023

Sheela na gig 

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?

If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!

Sheela na gig by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018

Saheel

the best there ever was and will be. an alpha sigma male to be precise. just hot and smart n shit

OHMYGODJSJSN I WAMNA BE SAHEEL SO BAD

Saheel by Average Sigma Male August 24, 2021

sphee 

In the video game FPS "Team Fortress 2" You can play as one of the 9 classes called The spy. And some newer players, normally referred to as an f2p see the class as unique and play it. They normally will miss there shots, attempt to decloak right behind you, and in some rare cases, they will run straight at you with there knife.

TL;DR, New players playing as the spy class in tf2

player1: Lol there's 3 sphees chasing me and failing

sphee by TheInfamousSheep March 18, 2016

Sheelu 

1. A sexy amazing girl who has tons of guy friends and they all like her but they're to shy to admit it. Shes also gorgeous and has her own unique style . She's tough , smart and classy. Loves to live life to the fullest. Shy at first, but wen you get to know her your like! Damn she's sexy , smart , funny, and badass!

2. A girl that everyone loves. Has a killer body, smile, and personality. Great dancer, kisser, and in bed. Also has her own blonde moments in life where you can't help but laugh at her. Loves the men, and the men love her. Normally goes for the "older men", for the experience. Loves to have a "good time"

3. A woman who loves to tease men with empty promises

4. A great great great friend who goes through many similar things as her bestfriends. she is always there and is very bubbly. she laughs all the time and is there through everything. she'll make you smile even at the worst times in your life. and helps you with anything and will listen to anything you have to say.

1. My friend is such a Sheelu, but I don't know how to tell her

2. Damn look at that Sheelu over there looking so fine

3. My booty call promised me some action tonight and rejected me last second :(

Ohhh what a Sheelu that girl

4. I could really use a Sheelu right about now

Sheelu by pancakesandwaffles April 22, 2011

speeled 

getting owned in the face when you forget to put the top on a blender!

i was making smoothies and i pressed on. i got fucking speeled in the face by some fruit

speeled by Johnny Walkerton January 25, 2008