sphadanum 

Another name for a junior 'spinner' or story teller.

Sphadanum is a cross between Adam and the highly absorbent sphagnum used in tampons

sphadanum by Schmoo Mann September 9, 2009

sphagnum 

moss that is found in wet, spongy ground.

person a: So what do you do for fun?
person b: I enjoy watching sphagnum grow.

sphagnum by Pat November 12, 2004

sphagnum 

really crap under rehearsed band, who play friends of friends parties at bowling clubs etc...instead of applause they receive calls of "jukebox"

"gee this band sux, what a bunch of sphagnums! JUKEBOX!"

sphagnum by slimey January 13, 2005

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act 

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.

Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act by QuacksO November 16, 2020

Sphagnum 

Used as an ass wiping substance by members of the US forest service’s.

Excuse me miss, you have Sphagnum on your chin

Sphagnum by NE Kingdom September 11, 2022