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spewmaster 

example usage : "so sayeth the spewmaster"
when you express your written or verbal thoughts, and it becomes rather long winded, some folks that may not like it , get bored or are unable to comprehend it, sometimes may refer to what you are trying to articulate as "spewing". (which in itself is a very catchy word and has a nice ring to it, and would also make a very good name for a punk rock band ..such as " toxic tony an the spewmasters" ) apprentice spewmasters tend to be at the bottom of the social scale, but once you become very experience at the art of spewing, you will be elevated to the rank of "spewmaster" and will be a superstar in most social circles. the origin of the word is not known , but we do know, the usage of the word "spewmaster" is commonly used and has been popularized by a social and jovial beer drinking middle aged woman with rather nice legs and ass , and can frequently be spotted in or near the martin county florida area . people that use the word spewmaster also have a tendencie say other things such as: "wtf is wrong with you" or "delete me from your contact list" or "don't contact me again I am done with your crap".
hey buttercup, you look really hot in your new red undies! ..... so sayeth the spewmaster!
spewmaster by beerandguitars January 26, 2014
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spedmaster 

someone who makes stupid mistakes or acts like they have half a brain on occasion, though is generally an intelligent person.

formed from an abbreviation of SPecial EDucation and the word MASTER to clarify just how extreme of a sped that person is.
me: 'i got in the shower last night, and it was really foggy, even though the water wasn't very hot.... it took me like 30 seconds to realize that i was still wearing my glasses. >_>'

friend: 'haha, spedmaster moment of the day!'
spedmaster by longingforalollipop September 16, 2010

Smegmaster 

Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”
Hey Jack did you hear the new smegmaster album?

Yeah I did Sam and it was Shit!
Smegmaster by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020

spammaster 3000 

another name for a weapon usually in fps which refers to a weapon which just spams out bullets such as a machine gun or shotgun.
u n00b stop using the spammaster 3000 and get some skillz
spammaster 3000 by Sgt.Mou October 27, 2005

spazmaster supreme 

Spazmaster supreme is the other guy in Colorado,who is the chief advisor to King Spazoid ,and source of sacred knowledge.
"The king always checks with Spazmaster Supreme before making any important decision, that is standard operating procedure."

Sexmaster 

Short is THE Sexmaster, he made me come so many times it was mind-boggling
Sexmaster by Sexmaster #1 October 2, 2006

smegmaster 

appliance used to remove large amounts of smegma from a very cheesy cock.
Damn, Bob! You really stink. Please go use my smegmaster.
smegmaster by Horace Smegma July 5, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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