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spewmaster 

example usage : "so sayeth the spewmaster"
when you express your written or verbal thoughts, and it becomes rather long winded, some folks that may not like it , get bored or are unable to comprehend it, sometimes may refer to what you are trying to articulate as "spewing". (which in itself is a very catchy word and has a nice ring to it, and would also make a very good name for a punk rock band ..such as " toxic tony an the spewmasters" ) apprentice spewmasters tend to be at the bottom of the social scale, but once you become very experience at the art of spewing, you will be elevated to the rank of "spewmaster" and will be a superstar in most social circles. the origin of the word is not known , but we do know, the usage of the word "spewmaster" is commonly used and has been popularized by a social and jovial beer drinking middle aged woman with rather nice legs and ass , and can frequently be spotted in or near the martin county florida area . people that use the word spewmaster also have a tendencie say other things such as: "wtf is wrong with you" or "delete me from your contact list" or "don't contact me again I am done with your crap".
hey buttercup, you look really hot in your new red undies! ..... so sayeth the spewmaster!
spewmaster by beerandguitars January 26, 2014
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spedmaster 

someone who makes stupid mistakes or acts like they have half a brain on occasion, though is generally an intelligent person.

formed from an abbreviation of SPecial EDucation and the word MASTER to clarify just how extreme of a sped that person is.
me: 'i got in the shower last night, and it was really foggy, even though the water wasn't very hot.... it took me like 30 seconds to realize that i was still wearing my glasses. >_>'

friend: 'haha, spedmaster moment of the day!'
spedmaster by longingforalollipop September 16, 2010

Smegmaster 

Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core
Hey Jack did you hear the new smegmaster album?

Yeah I did Sam and it was Shit!
Smegmaster by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020

spammaster 3000 

another name for a weapon usually in fps which refers to a weapon which just spams out bullets such as a machine gun or shotgun.
u n00b stop using the spammaster 3000 and get some skillz
spammaster 3000 by Sgt.Mou October 27, 2005

spazmaster supreme 

Spazmaster supreme is the other guy in Colorado,who is the chief advisor to King Spazoid ,and source of sacred knowledge.
"The king always checks with Spazmaster Supreme before making any important decision, that is standard operating procedure."

Sexmaster 

The ultimate sexual god/goddess
Short is THE Sexmaster, he made me come so many times it was mind-boggling
Sexmaster by Sexmaster #1 October 2, 2006

smegmaster 

appliance used to remove large amounts of smegma from a very cheesy cock.
Damn, Bob! You really stink. Please go use my smegmaster.
smegmaster by Horace Smegma July 5, 2006