Spermdumpster, a personslash slut you can call up and used explicitly for blowjobs, and not have a relationship with. Enjoys sucking cock, swallowing, and facials.
A loose or slutty female whom has fucked a handful of your buddies, and quite possibly you as well. Said female is generally known by your friends as tramp.
"Ya, you're right, man. She is a total SpermDumpster. I can't believe she cheated on you with 2 guys!"
A guy/girl who gets used as a cum receptacle for another man's jizz. Usually will be the recipient of anal sex administered by their dad or cousin. Someone who loves sperm.
Vitale became Red's sperm dumpster after the girl kicked him to the curb.
Vitale, Get the fuck out from in front of my new car you fatsperm dumpster i wouldnt let you ride in it if you paid me.
A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly. No one wants them for anything else but sex and people just dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.
Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.