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speed walk by twackburn July 4, 2017
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Brazilian Speed Walking
Advanced sex position, and variation of the walking 69. Fully shaved female mounts a larger male and inserts his swollen member in her mouth. Simultaneous oral sex occurs as the male begins speed walking, in which one foot must appear to be in contact with the ground at all times. A 400 metre track or paved alley are ideal locations for this epic act. Stride length is reduced and rhythm is crucial to avoid blowjob choke or skeet eye. A successful attempt is achieved with the male ejaculating in the female's mouth or hair.
With Rio de Janeiro hosting the 2016 Olympics, Dick and Jane have been seen brushing up on Brazilian speed walking throughout the neighbourhood.
Brazilian Speed Walking by yycforme October 24, 2009
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Speed Walks
Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .
Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."
Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."
Steve: "Dumbass."
Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."
Steve: "Dumbass."
Speed Walks by BrownBearr November 17, 2017
sped walking
Sped walking, also known as Racewalking, is a long-distance athletic event. Although it is a foot race, it is different from running in that one foot must appear to be in contact with the ground at all times. Stride length is reduced, so to achieve competitive speeds, racewalkers must attain cadence rates comparable to those achieved by Olympic 400-metre runners—and they must do so for hours at a time since the Olympic events are the 20 kilometre race walk and 50-kilometre (31 mi) race walk. The term sped walk is often confused for "speed walk' which isn't even a word.
sped walking by spedwalkerjay October 11, 2012
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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