speeber

A fellow that is a tad bit tarded but still a bit funny

"That fellow is a speeber!"

by lordlunchbox July 8, 2024

sleeber

The MOST sleeby person you know. An expert sleeper. A master of naps. Someone who can sleep at the drop of a hat anytime anywhere.

Cindy sat down for just a second and is already out cold. She's just a tiny sleeber!

by BKValuemeal May 18, 2021

Speener

The exact spot on your taint that is in between your asshole and genitalia. It applies to both males and females.

Suzy was flirting with Steven and accidentally touched his speener.

by Terp 31 July 14, 2017

Scapegoat Speeder

The term used to describe the occurance in which traffic is moving 15mph more than it should, yet one car is going 20-30 mph faster, and therefore the one pulled over by the cops. In otherwords, when everyone is speeding, but the one speeding the most would be the 'scapegoat' speeder.

Person 1: "Dude I was going 70 in a 55 the other day but there was another guy that got busted doing 80."
Person2: "Good thing you had that scapegoat speeder!"

by drummergirl935 May 10, 2009

Sped Speeder

A.K.A the short bus.

Retards go to school in this including people with down syndrome, cystic fibrosis, and etc.

The sped speeder aint a bus at all. Its a chevy van with seatbelts and speakers playing "Happy" music.

by Mike Kobi November 19, 2003

Steeberjeeber

A name for a little brother who is very annoying.

Person1: Oh is that your little brother?
Person2: Oh yeah... Hey Steeberjeeber, come over here real quick.

by AndiesMt123 August 27, 2020

follow the speeder

A phenomenon in which other motorists wishing to speed locate a speeder, and all follow him or her in hope that if a police officer is waiting to pull a speeding car over that the only one who will get the ticket will be the person in front. Can also be used to give people behind the person in front time to slow down if the person in front spots a patrol car. This will sometimes work, but police will sometimes use 'speed traps' to set up several patrol cars down the road so they can pull a pack of cars over.

I was too tired to look for cop cars that day, so when I saw a car speeding along in the left lane at 85 mph with another car close behind, I put on my blinker and played a bit of 'follow the speeder'.

by ShadowCreator October 5, 2007