Speeder

a fast spider.

Guy1:look a speeder
Guy2 let's get away while we still can

by This is how my shit is April 28, 2020

speeder

Stereotypical slang for a white person.

Yo you with your white speeders and your white features.

by BHM1250 August 9, 2009

speeder

A person whom smokes crank on a regular basis. My friend Lindsay.

WOAH there's that speeder, looketem run!

by Molly ........why? September 17, 2003

speeder maid

Like a meter-maid, except operates a speed trap and issues speeding tickets instead of parking tickets. Most often seen hiding behind photo-radar equipment.

There's a speeder maid set up on the off ramp today, watch out!

by CanukJim September 27, 2005

Speeder Rule

Any time that one is in an environment where survival is possible without a shirt, the removal of the shirt is highly recommended. Should one be in an environment where acquiring a tan is physically possible, it is imperative that the shirt is removed.

Bro #1: "Dude, I think the sun is about to poke through the clouds!" (Bro removes his shirt)

Bro#2: "Dude, it's 52 degrees"

Bro #1: "Speeder Rule!"

Bro #2: (removes shirt)

by badkyle July 22, 2011

speeder wiener

When some guy does so much speed or coke his penis losses blood flow and shrinks down a lot till they come down.

TM is such a bitch tammy went to fuck him but his dick was only a speeder wiener pencil nub. LMAO lets go tell him its permanent.

by MiSFiT9083 October 17, 2015

speeder leader

A vehicle you can follow that goes a much higher speed then you and will help trigger the radar so you won't be the one caught speeding.

** If it wasn't for speeder leaders I'd have a ton of speedy tickets!
** Good thing I had a speeder leader, there were a lot of cops out today.

by shallister August 25, 2017