Like a meter-maid, except operates a speed trap and issues speeding tickets instead of parking tickets. Most often seen hiding behind photo-radar equipment.

There's a speeder maid set up on the off ramp today, watch out!

speeder maid by CanukJim September 27, 2005

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Speeder Rule

Any time that one is in an environment where survival is possible without a shirt, the removal of the shirt is highly recommended. Should one be in an environment where acquiring a tan is physically possible, it is imperative that the shirt is removed.

Bro #1: "Dude, I think the sun is about to poke through the clouds!" (Bro removes his shirt)

Bro#2: "Dude, it's 52 degrees"

Bro #1: "Speeder Rule!"

Bro #2: (removes shirt)

Speeder Rule by badkyle July 22, 2011

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speeder wiener

When some guy does so much speed or coke his penis losses blood flow and shrinks down a lot till they come down.

TM is such a bitch tammy went to fuck him but his dick was only a speeder wiener pencil nub. LMAO lets go tell him its permanent.

speeder wiener by MiSFiT9083 October 17, 2015

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speeder leader

A vehicle you can follow that goes a much higher speed then you and will help trigger the radar so you won't be the one caught speeding.

** If it wasn't for speeder leaders I'd have a ton of speedy tickets!
** Good thing I had a speeder leader, there were a lot of cops out today.

speeder leader by shallister August 25, 2017

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