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One whose dick is a masterpiece, sucksble and cuddly, if your a Speckman.....your fucked

Did you’ve got a Speckman dick!

Wish I had a dick like that!

What the fuck Brandon why are you sucking my Speckman!!

speckman by Bottumfeeder June 11, 2018

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Seckman

A high school other known as suckman, it’s very boring nothing really interesting happens there, there’s about 1 group of actual dope kids but they don’t like telling people they go to Seckman cause that’s how sucky it is.

person 1 : what school do you go to?

person 2 : uh Seckman

person 1 : isn’t that where the freshman flasher goes?

Seckman by Itstrue101 November 13, 2018

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Spackman

The term 'Spackman' usually refers to a highly attractive male, with a six-pack (commonly known as a spack-pack). Although highly attractive, a Spackman can occasionally lack intelligence (hence the term 'spack'), however Spackmen are generally charming, witty and funny creatures :)

Nathan: Why doesn't that girl fancy me?!
Hayley: Duh. You're not a Spackman!
Nathan: How do I become a Spackman?
Hayley: *Looks at Nathan* Never going to happen.

Spackman by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010

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speciman

An outstanding individual of the male sex.

Alfred: Has the news reached you regarding Laurence's contribution to the Society for the Preservation of Monocular Fashion? He truly is a unique speciman!

Julie: I went to a pool party on Saturday, and I could not keep my eyes off of Nathan's muscular chest! I think I'm in love with that speciman.

speciman by Timaster October 28, 2009

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Spackman

Some one from a heritage that is out of this world and are often intelligent also a super friend and human being.

" Dang yo a Spackman bro, you got it all done with out my help yo out of this world man"

Spackman by Pondering Panda June 11, 2018

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SpeckMondo

A young boy(normally wears swimming goggles to play sports) who sucks their dog’s penile regions.

That fat kid over there is an absolute ‘speckmondo’

SpeckMondo by John young June 17, 2018

xander speakman

the sexiest boy on earth🤤🥵💗

“have you seen xander speakman? oh damm is he sexy.”

xander speakman by emma.samek February 7, 2020

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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