The complete numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.
This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:
a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn
When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.
Oh man, I got total Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!
Any vehicle's cup holders used as speakers to enhance the music volume on anyone's android, iPhone, or iPod. Important Note: The android, iPhone, or iPod's microphone (typically positioned on the top & on the back) must be placed face up and inside the cup holder. (Therefore, the android, iPhone, or iPod must be placed face down and upside down inside the cup holder to achieve the full effect of the Poor Man's Speakers.)
Johnny and I were listening to some of the greatest tunes on my iPod while using Johnny's Poor Man's speakers!
My Daddy drives us to school, so my girlfriend, Alexis, and I love to listen to that dreamy Justin Bieber song on her iPod while using Daddy's Poor Man's speakers. It drives Daddy crazy sometimes!
The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.
“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.