Boswell's Speaker Jacket

A jacket made of luxury leather that has hi-fi speakers all over it. It plays playboi carti music loudly.

Boswell's speaker jacket is the new trend!

Boswell's Speaker Jacket by Wenomechaindasuma March 29, 2026

Speaker Shock 

The complete numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.

This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:

a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn

When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.

Oh man, I got total Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!

Speaker Shock by stereo_world February 11, 2009

2.0 speaker system 

A self-powered desktop speaker system designed for PCs or mp3 players.

I was going to get the 2.0 speaker system for my iPod but decided on the 2.1 with the subwoofer.

2.0 speaker system by bhny December 11, 2009

Sneaker's Ear 

When sneaking around and everything sounds absolutely loud.

Jim: *knocked a CD down to carpet*
Jim's thoughts: "Either my Sneaker's Ear is worse than I thought, or I'm screwed."

Sneaker's Ear by C. Applejackson June 27, 2012

speaker sex 

the act of having sex whilst using a speaker as a vibrator

man 1 omds me and sarah had speaker sex last night

speaker sex by mas ive vag ina February 18, 2025

Poor Man's Speakers 

Any vehicle's cup holders used as speakers to enhance the music volume on anyone's android, iPhone, or iPod. Important Note: The android, iPhone, or iPod's microphone (typically positioned on the top & on the back) must be placed face up and inside the cup holder. (Therefore, the android, iPhone, or iPod must be placed face down and upside down inside the cup holder to achieve the full effect of the Poor Man's Speakers.)

Johnny and I were listening to some of the greatest tunes on my iPod while using Johnny's Poor Man's speakers!

My Daddy drives us to school, so my girlfriend, Alexis, and I love to listen to that dreamy Justin Bieber song on her iPod while using Daddy's Poor Man's speakers. It drives Daddy crazy sometimes!

Poor Man's Speakers by EvilGinger84 March 18, 2013

Speaker Mike Johnson 

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.

“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”

Speaker Mike Johnson by TK2000 October 28, 2023