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Speaka No 

A person who doesn't speak English usu. a Mexican that Serves you food or Bust tables, Cook , or Wash dishes, etc... in a Mexican Restaurant.
Related to Mexicam
Sally: I need more orange drank in my glass,

Betty: Well hold yo glass up to the speaka no so he can Refill it.

Lady: Can I get some french fries and wings

Waiter: Ah...flies...y....y...wens?
Lady: *louder* NO FRIES AND WINGS!
Waiter: y...y...Speaka No....Speaka No Ingles
Lady to Friend: Why is a Speaka No waiting tables?
Speaka No by Jill Damnit June 5, 2010
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No Speaka Da English 

What illegal immigrants say to Americans when we ask them to do anything
-“excuse me, can you please move your 3 shopping carts out of the way?”
Illegal- “me no speaka da English

hear no evil speak no evil see no evil 

to not want to take a part in a situation, this phrase is often times followed by the additional phrase of, "do no evil"
Cartman: "Who killed Kenny?"

Innocent Bystander: "hear no evil speak no evil see no evil."

see no crack hear no crack speak no crack. 

A saying that some people have that means that they don't want to see and will not tolerate anyone's butt cleaveage.
When that plumber comes over I want it to be see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.

Me no speak English 

It's said by non-English speakers when they're in an English speaking country.
Loretta Lee visited America, and said "Me no speak English."

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no speak americano 

Used by stupid italians, when they actually mean to say "I don't speak english".
-"Excuse me, how can I get to the Colosseum?"
-"Perdono, io no speak americano"
-(rolling eyes, straight face)
no speak americano by TenHands February 18, 2011

No show no speak 

A quote meaning: “If you don’t want people to talk about something, then don’t show it off. Or in more technical terms, don’t have it easily visible at all.”

The quote teaches the lesson that unfortunately most people use visible first impressions to determine a person’s entire character. So only show off things you know will either go down well, or at the very least you can back up when criticism is thrown your way.
Person A: “Dude I keep getting picked on for apparently being a furry cause I have Sonic The Hedgehog as my profile picture”

Person B: “Well, sorry bro, but unfortunately No show no speak, that’s just the way it is.”
No show no speak by Teamorson July 20, 2025