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Speaka No 

A person who doesn't speak English usu. a Mexican that Serves you food or Bust tables, Cook , or Wash dishes, etc... in a Mexican Restaurant.
Related to Mexicam
Sally: I need more orange drank in my glass,

Betty: Well hold yo glass up to the speaka no so he can Refill it.

Lady: Can I get some french fries and wings

Waiter: Ah...flies...y....y...wens?
Lady: *louder* NO FRIES AND WINGS!
Waiter: y...y...Speaka No....Speaka No Ingles
Lady to Friend: Why is a Speaka No waiting tables?
Speaka No by Jill Damnit June 5, 2010
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No Speaka Da English 

What illegal immigrants say to Americans when we ask them to do anything
-“excuse me, can you please move your 3 shopping carts out of the way?”
Illegal- “me no speaka da English”

hear no evil speak no evil see no evil 

to not want to take a part in a situation, this phrase is often times followed by the additional phrase of, "do no evil"
Cartman: "Who killed Kenny?"

Innocent Bystander: "hear no evil speak no evil see no evil."

see no crack hear no crack speak no crack. 

A saying that some people have that means that they don't want to see and will not tolerate anyone's butt cleaveage.
When that plumber comes over I want it to be see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.

Me no speak English 

It's said by non-English speakers when they're in an English speaking country.
Loretta Lee visited America, and said "Me no speak English."

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no speak americano 

Used by stupid italians, when they actually mean to say "I don't speak english".
-"Excuse me, how can I get to the Colosseum?"
-"Perdono, io no speak americano"
-(rolling eyes, straight face)
no speak americano by TenHands February 18, 2011

No show no speak 

A quote meaning: “If you don’t want people to talk about something, then don’t show it off. Or in more technical terms, don’t have it easily visible at all.”

The quote teaches the lesson that unfortunately most people use visible first impressions to determine a person’s entire character. So only show off things you know will either go down well, or at the very least you can back up when criticism is thrown your way.
Person A: “Dude I keep getting picked on for apparently being a furry cause I have Sonic The Hedgehog as my profile picture”

Person B: “Well, sorry bro, but unfortunately No show no speak, that’s just the way it is.”
No show no speak by Teamorson July 20, 2025
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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