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speak to the manager 

the battle cry of all karens, just to annoy people who actually do stuff other than sitting at home posting shitty memes, while the husband gets all the money and karens rapes peoples eardrums.
person 1: Hi karen its a-
karen: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME BITCH
person 1: all i said was its a ni-
karen: I WILL SUE YOU INTO THE FUCKING GROUND BITCH GO LIVE THE WORMS
person 1:well imma hea-
karen: LET ME speak to the manager
person 1: im unemployed
karen: ...

Speak to the organ grinder not the monkey. 

Wanting to talk to the boss not his sidekick.
Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.

Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.
Shut up! I wish to speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.

Speak to a man about a Cadillac

Another alternate phrase meaning going to take a piss, uttered to a friend in a bar.
Man 1: I'm going to speak to a man about a Cadillac.
Man 2: Cool, I'll order us another round.

Speak To The Judge 

commonly refered to as giving a blowjob.

a paraphrase for radio, often used on the Maxwell Show
"you're going out with john tonight, you gonna speak to the judge?"

"I was going through my daughter's phone, and found a picture of her speaking to the judge."
Speak To The Judge by Jordan1234567 December 19, 2008

Speak to me oh toothless one 

The act or action of letting a fart rip.
Cruising down the strip with his homies. Eddie reaches over from the passenger seat and turns the stereo down while tilting to the right, his face turns red. A clear indication that something is about to escape. The passengers in the car know what is about to happen so they start chanting "speak to me oh toothless one" then it happens. A nice rectom release.

Speak to the Judge 

when a woman gives a man a blow job.
John: Hey that girl isn't bad looking.
Mike: Yeah, but she isn't really my type...but if she wants, ill let her speak to the judge
Speak to the Judge by fbbmaster February 21, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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