spazzation

The act of spazzing. Cause by spazztastical objects, such as fangirl's favourite lust objects. Ahem, you know who they are.

"Franz videos are always an occasion for severe spazzation." - Jess

spazzation by Jules March 4, 2005

Spazmatron 

noun. A spazmatron (spaz- maa- tron) is a person who is so unbeilvably retarded there is no word for them

Girl runs into a metal door
"what a fucking spazmatron"

Spazmatron by mr. moore November 5, 2007

spacation 

A spa vacation you go on with your bayou sistas

my friends and I are from the swamps & bayous of Louisiana and went on a spa vacation to Arkansas and instead of spa vacation we'd cut it short and say spacation.

spacation by Bayou sista November 8, 2014

Spamcation 

A high class vacation that quickly turns from caviar and champagne, to spam and colt 45. Named in honor of the Carnival Cruise ship Splendor which got sidetracked due to fire.

Our trip to Venice got cancelled, so instead we drove to El Segundo and just had a Spamcation

Spamcation by Dr. Architect November 14, 2010

Shazzatron

The Shazzatron is a mostly solitary creature, residing in it's darkened hovel preening it's self in front of it's web cam. It attempts to portrey it's self as a genuine kind hearted soul and often succeeds in luring the young, unsuspecting and week of mind. The warm, kind hearted front is a mere ruse and nothing more than an attempt at gaining popularity so as to have what it feels to be some level of control over an online community. The Shazzatron's supporters often follow it blindly into battle in any flame war unaware they're under it's spell, (akin to that of a siren to a sailor) and willing fight for a cause they may not believe in.

The Shazzatron's favourite prey is younger unpartnered males. It encourages them, offers them a breast and mothers them. On occassion, older females are also dragged into the Shazzatron's web. Some become rock solid aly's, others are acutely aware of it's true motives and shun the creature. Most of it's prey are not aware they are under it's spell and doing it's bidding. A fortunate few souls see the light and recover from their ordeal relatively unscathed.

The Shazzatron's favoured trick is to perform act's that will be seen by others as selfless and above and beyond the call of duty. These act's though are far from selfless. As with all actions by the Shazzatron, any seemingly selfless act is for no reason other than to gain kudos and community approval. Such acts serve also to cement the ruse as genuine, in the minds of it's prey and others.

Beware the Shazzatron, there is one lurking near you.

Hey man, did you see that new girl online the other day?

Yeah man, don't bother with her she's a total Shazzatron.

Shazzatron by Miah81 July 15, 2009

Spamnation 

a relentless, never ending flow of junk mail/junk email. usually caused when idiots believe popups that offer free things

When jerry gave his email address to that pop-up offering a free ipod, he doomed himself to eternal spamnation

Spamnation by Arcothewhale January 29, 2009

Spazzarooneyed

You’re that fucked from having 47 double vodkas, that you’re telling everyone in maccies that you’re the hardest cunt alive after ordering 5 double chesneys at 4 in the morning.

What’s up with Mike? He’s just told ar jobe to fuck off when we were about to jump in.

Oh don’t worry abar him lad he’s just fuckin spazzarooneyed, just bell another one.

Spazzarooneyed by Yeah Course January 13, 2019