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A person who wears his pants above his waist while quoting geographic facts while hanging out in libraries
Look at that spaznad hiding in the corner of the library
spaznad by Jimbosquirrel April 17, 2022

Spamnado 

When you somehow get into someone's Google account and that one usually gets lotsa mail.
I got freaking spamnado just after I hacked sssnipperwolf's account
Spamnado by nobody else here April 3, 2017

Spanadian 

A person of Spanish decent, but born and raised in Canada is a Spanadian.
Spanadian by ChucktasticVA July 22, 2012

spaznastic 

achieving slight annoyingness through random and extreme bursts of hyper activity
that man is nothing but a spaznastic turd
spaznastic by joe burblyturd August 2, 2017

Spanadia 

A small unoffical region near Driffield, East Yorkshire, England. Spanadia is about 500 meters square, but widely acknowledged by the local population.
"I passed through Spanadia on my way to the sports centre."
Spanadia by Jamie McGarry March 3, 2004

spaznastics 

After spending a good amount of time in a public bathroom smoking crack, you are transformed into a 'JunkHero'. You no longer are subdued to the lower class 'normal' citizen, you have a power that is freakishly uncontrolable by any human being. Consumed by pure EVIL and the hunger for more crack weighing in at about 115lb., Captain Ross the veitnam vet that could easily bench press a tart cart with his 'Bear Claw' of a hand, down the block pushin easily 278lbs. pure CockD will get his shit pushed in and piss running down his leg because u have Spaznastics.
Fuck that I dont give a shit if he had A year in MMA or not. He gets paid so I'm gonna throw SPAZNASTICS on him and get paid.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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