spatty

A spotty and generally unpleasant looking twat of a girl.

Rupert's love interest is such a spatty.

by Bob March 7, 2005

spatty wank

When the guy slaps the pussy lips around with his dick.

Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!

by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006

Spatty Wong

When a woman (or man) gives a sloppy blowjob and smacks their lips when they go down. Normally saliva is excreted from the deliverers mouth.

Man 1: "Dude, she gave me a spatty wong!"

Man 2: "Fuck yeah, I am jealous of you!"

by CocainumExpress July 21, 2015

spatty patty

the act of ejaculating on cow patty and proceeding to throw it full force at a significant others face

bro i spatty patty’d my neighbour last week it was straight gas fire flames

by scatlover9000 January 16, 2026