spatty

A spotty and generally unpleasant looking twat of a girl.

Rupert's love interest is such a spatty.

by Bob March 7, 2005

spatty wank

When the guy slaps the pussy lips around with his dick.

Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!

by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006

Spatty Wong

When a woman (or man) gives a sloppy blowjob and smacks their lips when they go down. Normally saliva is excreted from the deliverers mouth.

Man 1: "Dude, she gave me a spatty wong!"

Man 2: "Fuck yeah, I am jealous of you!"

by CocainumExpress July 21, 2015

spatty patty

the act of ejaculating on cow patty and proceeding to throw it full force at a significant others face

bro i spatty patty’d my neighbour last week it was straight gas fire flames

by scatlover9000 January 16, 2026

spotty dotty

a person thats face is covered in spots or acne...

hey spotty dotty howa you?

by MrJaffaRusty February 23, 2017

SLATTY

You’re close friend

Someone that’s part of your crew

That’s my slatty

by Bïg nigga October 15, 2020

Pull a Sparty

Doing everything possible to fail miserably at any task after success appeared inevitable. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Being one's worst enemy. A reference to the tendency of the Michigan State Football team to dominate 3 1/2 quarters only to implode and give the game away to their opponent, resulting in a frustrating defeat.

Example 1: Bill overachieved all year to get that promotion, but got fired for sending that joke about his boss to the whole company. Bill really Pulled a Sparty.

Example 2: That girl has been into Jeff all night. I hope he doesn't Pull a Sparty and tell her about his Dungeons and Dragons collection.

by htos_drol November 13, 2011