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spatty wank
Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!
spatty wank by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006
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SpattyWank • spatty • spatty patty • Spatty Wong • scatty • swatty • shatty • Spitty • spotty • satty
Spatty Wong
When a woman (or man) gives a sloppy blowjob and smacks their lips when they go down. Normally saliva is excreted from the deliverers mouth.
Spatty Wong by CocainumExpress July 21, 2015
spatty patty
the act of ejaculating on cow patty and proceeding to throw it full force at a significant others face
spatty patty by scatlover9000 January 16, 2026
spotty dotty
spotty dotty by MrJaffaRusty February 23, 2017
SLATTY
That’s my slatty
Pull a Sparty
Doing everything possible to fail miserably at any task after success appeared inevitable. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Being one's worst enemy. A reference to the tendency of the Michigan State Football team to dominate 3 1/2 quarters only to implode and give the game away to their opponent, resulting in a frustrating defeat.
Example 1: Bill overachieved all year to get that promotion, but got fired for sending that joke about his boss to the whole company. Bill really Pulled a Sparty.
Example 2: That girl has been into Jeff all night. I hope he doesn't Pull a Sparty and tell her about his Dungeons and Dragons collection.
Example 2: That girl has been into Jeff all night. I hope he doesn't Pull a Sparty and tell her about his Dungeons and Dragons collection.
Pull a Sparty by htos_drol November 13, 2011
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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